ok, so we go to PO the other night, all 3 of us. DH has things to send he has sold and I have a parcel.
Get here, queue up to the door - but for us it is no big deal as we know it will be gone in 10 minutes - our local PO takes about 40 mins this time of year (no joke at all!) and then when you get your turn, tey are uselss anyway...............anyway, I digress.
So two lads come in behind us - 19/20 ish maybe. They go "oh fin ell wot a joke"(please try your best most commonest mancunian accent if you will - er think the worst accent on Shameless - note I Do NOT sound like this!)Anyway, they "need their money" (or muneh) so stand waiting, moaning all the way round. Then a cashier becomes available and I tell Matthew to go as he has loads. So he goes and then one of the lads turns round and nearly goes flying into me as he assumes I have moved forward with matthew
so standing there, talking to James and one of the lads says to me "ee wants yor downnnn there" (and i see it the travel exchange bit - he doesn't have a button to press to call people and i hadn't heard him) s I say "oh sorry thank you" and start to go and one of them says under his breath (but too loudly unfortunately) "yeah, well effin (he said the word though not effin) urry up you stupid cow" well I whisked round and out of my kouth came
"DON'T EFFING SWEAR AT ME....ARSE!!!" well I've just had enough of people round here thinking they are more important than everyone else and there he was, demanding his benefits (sorry that is probably too type cast, but it was true) then he muttered again and I shout down "pardon??!!" and he couldn't even look at me - I felt so good because I would not normally say anything to poeple like that and at the end of the day he couldn't even look at me.
Hmph! Was good at the tome - you had to be there!
Got out and I say to Matthew - did you hear all that? He says oh yeah what was that about? (dope) so I tell him and he then says "Oh!! I didn't realise it was you!! I just thought it was 2 common scabs having a go at each other"
he did then say he was really angry as he would have said something had he known - then he was quite proud of me 
So there you go, not all that interesting but you know!