I've found the most amazing 70s timewarp property - Rightmove

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The lounge reminds me of something you'd see in a magazine at the time and the bathroom is the best I've ever seen. Every box ticked. I can't fathom how a lounge that big fits inside.
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I love it, all that brown. I'm sure my parents had the striped brown curtains.

The bathroom is pure class.

I love the painting on the wall in pic 6 !!

The bathroom is 7ft by 10ft. Which is not small, but hardly large either. The agent has invested in one of those new fancy lenses I think...
They even note it at the end of the description :

"Note - All photographs are taken with a wide angle lens."

That's just down the road from me! Shocked at the price given the area.

Wowsers! Errr, not for me, lol, but that bathroom rocks! Loving the wheels outside too!

It’s just so dark. I’d feel like the ceilings were going to come down and crush me.

Wow! That was a treat.
@LittleMissCantBeArsed I'm guessing the price is high? Maybe it's being sold with potential to be hired as a film set 🤔🤣

I actually like it a lot more than most white walled, grey carpeted modern refurbs.

Well I did not expect that! Oh god it looks so cooooold though. Tiles and gates everywhere, and those hard plastic curtains. Needs a big cosying up.

That bathroom made my day 😂

It looks a bit like a Spanish villa I stayed in in about 1994.

Those strip lights in the kitchen look a bit harsh.

So was I . Maybe it's got loads of land . Plus it's going to cost a fortune sorting that mess out .

Estate agent photos are pretty much always taken with a wide angle lens because it's generally the only sensible way to get a picture where you can see the majority of the room, not just some random bit of a wall. That's not a new thing!

Re: the house, I'm saddened that the yellow toilet (which was presumably there originally) is no more.

That was a treat, so much character and love in there.

I sometimes browse through Rightmove to see if I can find a property with any character rather than a bland identikit grey box. I frequently fail.

I love the dining table and benches. Lovely cottage.

That's actually a really great space, and not as 70s as I thought - no orange shag pile carpet, no brown bathroom suite. It needs a bit of updating, but you could create something really great.
I can't believe the price - you wouldn't get a three bed semi where I live for that price, and I'm in Yorkshire!

I’m thinking more of an 80s throw back than 70s? I dread to think how much it would cost to update ???

I'll buy it, live in for a bit, throw a few 80's parties then renovate it 😃

When I think of 70s homes I see lots of brown and orange and swirly patterns.

Hate the word, but that has potential to be really stunning.
Minus the brown.

Love it - so refreshing to see such character - especially like the leaping dolphins in the bathroom!

Hm yes ,the tiles remind me of on holiday.

A lot of updating needed (it's got a spanish villa vibe for sure) but plenty of space. A great project!
A builder will buy it, knock it down and put up 2 houses in that space.

Just went to see the film One Life at the cinema and it reminded me of Antony Hopkin's house in that which was a pure mid-80s period piece!

I agree.

The bathroom tiles, fitted bedroom cupboards and living room look 1980s.

The kitchen units look early 1990s.

The sitting / dining room is stunning. What an incredible space.

I’d update the vast majority of it (with sympathy to the style) to add some warmth but that is an incredible ‘canvas’. Bathroom just needs the black tiles, flooring and bath etc changed to white.

Man, that sitting room 😍.