Useless sales photos

[Bonfire23]

Am I buying the home or the Chanel perfume?

https://www.guildhallsales.co.uk/property/central-beach-lytham-fy8/

Haven't seen one of these threads for a bit so thought I would share!

Love the guy posing on the sun lounger!

And is that fur or a sleeping cat in the wardrobe?

My favourite bit is the happy estate agent chilling out on the balcony!

Estate Agents can be identified a mile away. No way is he the owner.

I was going to say, does he come with the flat!
How bloody odd / hilarious!

Surely all the naff stuff has been posed, but why? All those designer boxes? And awful cushions? What purpose does it serve?

I'm going with fur

Is it me or can I see the photographer in the TV reflection?

Nice house though.

Wow!

How could we make it MORE pretentious?

It’s someone’s home. They’ve got it now they like it. Don’t be so mean

Those pics are hysterical

If it is, them I’m sorry. But it doesn’t look like a home to me, as I said, very posed. The flat is nice, that should be enough.

I wasn't being mean! These threads are on here all the time
It's more the photographer when they add photos of a gin bottle or a door knob... I want to see the rooms and space, not pointless stuff

The similar properties section at the end is showing flats for for £140k. I don’t they can be that similar!? 🤔

Yeah totally different area! The part of Lytham the penthouse is in, is really £££ and with it having those views and being a penthouse

My first thought was it's a bit wanky.

They’re selling a lifestyle.

Which looks hideous.

But then, I’m not their target market. 😂

Gosh it's so cluttered it looks like a Harrods version of a Tesco Express.

Looks like it's owned by cabin crew/pilot.

He’s definitely the estate agent- he’s called Chris Dale- there’s a photo of him underneath! 😁

Too much stuff everywhere, I forgot it was the property I was supposed to be looking at.

@Bonfire23 there's some right belters in there- I'm sure the agent would say they are selling a 'lifestyle' - and given that a few on here are put off by complete small trivialities such as a kids toy on show or sonexwahing on a radiator. - he may have a point!!

Jesus fuck it just shows money can't buy you taste.
Very 'new money' isn't it.

All about selling the lifestyle from the LV cushions, pricy handwash to the chanel handbags and blanket. Yes you will agree that this flat is worth 1M because of all the stuff we have in it. No idea about the area. I am not convinced

It's pricey because of the area mostly, prime beach position

Same area
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/135770444#/?channel=RES_BUY

My friend lives the other end so about 7 miles away and paid 180k for her apartment - because it's no beach view and the other end so more st Anne's than Lytham