Useless sales photos

[Bonfire23]

Am I buying the home or the Chanel perfume?

https://www.guildhallsales.co.uk/property/central-beach-lytham-fy8/

Haven't seen one of these threads for a bit so thought I would share!

I usually disagree with many of your posts but this is spot on 🤣

This would really put me off...

Useful for burglars though, showing all the potential swag laid out

So many of these drive me nuts.....all about the sellers possessions and pretty flowers which mean nothing. I'm more interested in the room dimensions, closeups of the facilities ie bathroom/kitchen, doorways etc.

Seems to be increasingly common on the more upmarket home.

Steiff? Free the Wardrobe One !

Loving the umbrella holders in the wardrobe.

i’d like to see more photos of the actual property and fewer of the designer stuff the place is littered with. The photographer deserves to be fired.

Bugging me too - could it be Prada or Burberry perchance?

On a different note, I hope they've got good security because all that stuff would fetch a fortune if anyone got hold of it, and the property wouldn't be difficult to find...

They certainly like a drink or ten. I don't think I have ever seen quite as many bottles and glasses in one house before.

Yes, you are being mean.

Please post photos of your own house so we can take the piss out of your taste

@VeniVidiWeeWee I haven't said one thing about the decor
It's about the sales photos which is a topic posted regularly on here - where estate agents post photos of a close up of a tap or a hand wash. There's nothing wrong with the property, it's the photos - why would I want to see a collection of perfumes if I was buying a house?

All the boxes and handbags laying about would just make me think there wasn't enough storage in the place, it all looks very cluttered.

Why all the photos of furniture and belongings? You're not buying that - I want to see the rooms! I don't care if it's full of champagne and designer crap or primark bags, they don't affect how I would live in a property.

You can’t compare 7miles away your creeping into south shore area which is a complete shit hole

@rwalker that's what I said
You're paying for the area

PMSL!! That's a fine example indeed, thank you for finding it OP.

Agreed it's very strange advertising.

Almost like they are trying to sell you a lifestyle rather than a house?!

Estate agents set the scene and lifestyle of the people who live there.

It's called "Marketing" and happens in every line of business 😀

The guy on the lounger looks stupid though!