Could you live here?

[SmugglersHaunt]

I once stayed in a hotel painted like this and it completely did my brain in!
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/107730113#/?channel=RES_BUY

I feel like doing myself in just looking at it.

Fuck, no.

Hideous!!

My eyes hurt just thinking about it!

I can't stand not being able to see properly

I suspect it's brighter than the photos make it appear, I can't even see any windows in the main room! But it's just paint and the fixtures and fitting are OK so you'd just have to go in with a big pot of pure brilliant white and it'd be fine.

No. i'm against dark brown walls as how do you spot the spiders?

not dark brown just dark

the photos are definitely not flattering, but it might be lighter than it looks.

and you can always buy a tin of white paint

Feels like some kind of sensory experiment

I cannot even begin to get my head around the redecorating.

Peter Stringfellow springs to mind

No, imagine how many coats you would need to cover that!!

This is the apartment for a man who thinks he's all dark and mysterious but actually is having a midlife crisis after leaving his wife
Someone will buy it, they will probably be single and not really live in it.

Oh wow. No.

It's horrible, dark and looks poky, although the particulars say it's 93m2 which is the same as my 3 bed terrace.

I had a black bedroom as a teen, the novelty wore off when you could never see what you were doing.

As I was looking at those photos, all I could hear was the 'Cruella Deville' song from 101 Dalmations.

Pretentious, dismal!

I've had worse decor than that. Have worse decor than that, in fact. E.g., ntil we can redo the bathroom here, we have 1970s speckle-y brown and green fully tiled walls, + a suite in a hammered brown finish with a castleated pattern round the edges. And a pink carpet. With a pinky-fawn painted anaglypta roof. And immitation gold fittings. TBH all black would be preferable.
I've had two years with it, and it will be at least another year before we can even think of changing it.

@wonkylegs

This is the apartment for a man who thinks he's all dark and mysterious but actually is having a midlife crisis after leaving his wife Someone will buy it, they will probably be single and not really live in it.

^^^

I would buy it…. If I could afford to pay a decorator to go through with multiple coats of white paint before I moved in!!

Looks like they nicked their towels from a hotel though.

Gotham city?! It’s a shame the interior designed couldn’t come up with something a bit more imaginative than just painting everything black

Looks like they nicked their towels from a hotel though

I'm on the pc so can't enlarge the image to read what it says on the towels, but I did wonder if they were from a hotel.

You could hide all sorts of filth in that and no one would be able to see it. Ditto the black towels. Yuk!

Works for the vendor I guess, but very likely buyer will redecorate. I would.