property is theft

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All Mumsnetters are equal, but some are not as equal as others.

When your mum takes your phone away, will that be theft or justice?

Go to work on an egg😁

Tony the Tiger says Frosties are grrrrrrrrreeeeeaaaaaaaaaaat!

the birds work for the bourgeoisie

Let the train take the strain

4 legs good. 2 legs baaaaad.

Ready Brek makes you glow

Bring on the trumpets

I won’t be there when you cross the road so always use the green cross code.

Ooh, Campari.

No, lemonade!

For mash get Smash.

Go to work on an egg

Free Nelson Mandela!

Guinness is Good for You.

the birds work for the bourgeoisie

Not in my garden; I've changed all their batteries.

Armadillos!

• Armadillos Smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside!

Some people have more bollocks in their lives than others.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team.

A finger of fudge is just enough 🎶

To give your kids a treat!

What has a hazelnut in every bite?
Squirrel shit!

All because the lady loves...

Ding Dong Avon calling!