property is theft

[ilovemykids5001]

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Oh Mr Ambassador, you are spoiling us

girl, interrupted ...

Charlie says don't talk to strangers.

No fighting, no fighting, no fighting, no fucking fighting

Which advert is that from @happinessischocolate?

Because I'm worth it

Any time, any place, any where...

Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate

Ready Brek - the Windscale Sellafield breakfast

Guinless isn't good for you.

Tell Sid!

Proper tea is made in a teapot, and you put the milk in first, but I don't really mind a teabag, in which case you put the milk in after.

Should we send a search party?

It’s like tea used to be.

I’m a secret lemonade drinker.

Proper tea is tetley actually

@wehaveafloater. You win the thread!

Flash - Ah Ahhhhh - cleans up the impossible!

Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows

So, buy tea bags.

a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

Do you love someone enough to give them your last Rolo?

Actually, if you claim the last Rolo is yours and property is theft, does that mean you’re a thief? 😱

Will it be mushrooms?

Fried onion rings?

You’ll have to wait and see....

We hope it’s chips it’s chips!

Many a mickle makes a muckle