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property is theft

78 replies

ilovemykids5001 · 28/04/2020 23:37

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OP posts:
YippieKayakOtherBuckets · 29/04/2020 15:55

And that's why true Marxists only drink herbal infusions.

Gemma2019 · 29/04/2020 16:00

All property is theft, except mine. (Terry Pratchett)

RitaConnors · 29/04/2020 19:01

TRIO!
TR-EEE-EEE-O!
I want a Trio and I want one now!

NetballHoop · 29/04/2020 19:05

It's too orangey for crows

Celticdawn5 · 29/04/2020 19:06

Too orangey for crows

TubereuseNordlys · 29/04/2020 19:08

Accrington Stanley? Who are they?

Celticdawn5 · 29/04/2020 19:08

Hah! @NetballHoop you beat me to it!

Celticdawn5 · 29/04/2020 19:11

For hands that do dishes...

OhSweetNuthin · 29/04/2020 19:32

Knitted by grannies.

SageRosemary · 29/04/2020 19:36

property is theft, full stop.

Come back OP and reclaim/explain your thread.

NetballHoop · 29/04/2020 20:25

@Celticdawn5 our posts were spookily close to each other.

Back on topic-ish.

If you hear a noise
with your milk and your roll
it must be the
10:30 Humphrey patrol
in slippers with pom-poms
for creeping about
watch out
watch out
watch out
watch out
there's a Humphrey about
One hundred Humphreys
soft as silk
out on the search
for your Unigate milk
get extra pintas
or you'll be without
watch out
watch out
watch out
watch out
there's a Humphrey about

absolutezero0k · 29/04/2020 20:27

So good the cows want it back

daysofpearlyspencer · 02/05/2020 19:28

An hour from now, you'll wish you had one
Milky Way, the sweet you can eat between meals without ruining your appetite

WhenItIsOver · 02/05/2020 19:53

Guinness is Good for You

Guinness Makes You Fart.

TheGreatWave · 02/05/2020 19:58

"Do the Shake 'n' Vac, and put the freshness back."

ruthieness · 02/05/2020 20:03

pick up a penguin!

Pinkywoo · 02/05/2020 20:20

Suck it and see.

JaneJeffer · 02/05/2020 20:25

That's why Karl Marx used teabags. (I have no idea what this thread is about)

Gemma2019 · 02/05/2020 21:24

Whoever said "out of sight, out of mind" obviously never had a spider disappear in their bedroom

cakemeupbeforeyougogo · 02/05/2020 21:25

Charlie says don't cross the road without looking

ANoiseAnnoys · 02/05/2020 21:28

Um bongo um bongo they drink it in the Congo...

RHTawneyonabus · 02/05/2020 21:31

This is why Karl Marx stuck to herbal tea. All proper tea is theft.

Gemma2019 · 02/05/2020 21:33

I don't suppose you have a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley?

Kingjarvis · 02/05/2020 21:36

#Proudtobeathief

johnd2 · 02/05/2020 23:24

Bang and the dirt is gone

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