does anyone have a amazon gift card code please for £20 i have just lost mine :( was a birthday present

[willowsun]

i would be very grateful

What's happening Monday? Are Tesco branching out with their burgers?

I have an email address for a Nigerian Prince, he might be able to help, he seems very generous

I trod on a marble earlier and hurt my foot. You can have that one if you like sleepsox. I dont want it anymore. Will one be enough?

Guess what I found on Blueberry Hill?

Did you find your thrill?

I have lost a Chinese dwarf hamster.

For lost, read one of my fucking cats has broken then cage and brutally murdered DS1s hamster. He found it dead on the carpet this morning. Does anyone have a spare one? Or some cash to pay for therapy for DS?

Disclaimer, it is not my birthday, however I think one of the cats thought it was theirs.

I've lost my tits since having the DC. Anyone fancy donating some nice plump ones?

Ew Convert that's horrible

I have an overabundance of Norkage, flump, help yourself

Norks nobody likes a show-off

There's this place down my way, OP, where they give the books out for free. More than £20 worth. There's a catch somewhere, I think you need to give them back or something. I dunno

OP come back. I want to know if you were joking or not.

i lost my heart to a starship trooper