does anyone have a amazon gift card code please for £20 i have just lost mine :( was a birthday present

[willowsun]

i would be very grateful

Love it. 10/10 for brass neck.

Amazon will reissue it if the purchaser tells them it has been lost. They are nice like that.

on a serious note though i only have 56000 outstanding on my mortgage and would really like to pay it off so i can afford to take the family to Florida ...

Shit just realised I have misplaced my car!

Could one of you kind souls please send a new one (7 seats) many thanks.

I've had a tedious day with no leccy or Internet and I need wine but don't have any. Donations gratefully accepted, but not cheap crap because I don't like it.

I used to have wine, but it's all gone :(

I just read this thread in the vain hope the OP would dare show her face come back. So can someone give me 10 minutes to replace the ones I just lost?

this must be a wind up?

I'd love a few quid towards my broken hoover/dishwasher/iron fund if anyone feels generous enough??
Plus my neighbour's 3 goldfish have died while I'm supposed to be in charge....any similar looking fish would be much appreciated...

If anyone has found my will to live, they could e-mail or post it to me?

TIA

Em - has anyone else actually tried to use Realitys code yet?

badtaste, no, I assumed it would just come up with "Fuck you, Fuckity Fucker"

I am crying. Crying! with laughter Can someone give me a tenner now?

I've lost one of my shoes. Anyone know where it is? Or could you send me one of yours? Its the left one. Size 4.

I've got a right in a size 2 if that helps.

Also know a man giving guppies away. Could paint them orange?

Or shall I just give you my bank account details?

I've got a right in a size 2 if that helps.

well its not perfect, but better than nothing I guess

love a thread like this, you're all so funny

cherrycherry when my son was little we secretly replaced his goldfish three times before we told him it was dead.

btw OP, I've 2p in my pocket I found on the pavement this morning, you can have that (paying it forward)

cherrycherry when my son was little we secretly replaced his goldfish three times before we told him it was dead

The first time with a fish, the second with a biscuit, on hindsight the third time you shouldn't have put the gerbil in tank. He was bound to notice its snorkel had fallen off and it had died.

:o I can't put a gerbil in the tank! It would send the cats wild...and I need to keep them alive too til next Monday...

I've lost my marbles- can anyone send me some more?