does anyone have a amazon gift card code please for £20 i have just lost mine :( was a birthday present

[willowsun]

i would be very grateful

That op is hilarious!

I've lost my marbles. If anyone's got any spare I'd be grateful.

I am cold. I am naked. Are you there, are you there?

I lost my waist 2 pregnancies and too much chocolate have stolen it away from me. If you donate just 75 each then I can lipo after this baby elephant is born.

I can donate some belly button lint and a stale wotsit to OP's fund.

In this case, I think the MNHQ warning is more of a "yes we've seen it, please stop reporting it now" message than an actual attempt to stop some poor sap parting with £20

Hold on, does just asking strangers for money work? Why the fuck have I not done this
This can't be for real, can it?

My nonexistent car is roofless, can someone send me a new one?

I like Bentleys.

Umm, my house is in need of some tlc. Alternatively, if anyone could just send me a new one, that'd be great
TIA.

I actually do have an amazon gift code, I've had it for months, not spent it yet. If you want it, OP, my email is [email protected]

any donations can be made to:

[email protected]

got my hands, got my feet, got my arms, got my fingers, got my liver, got my blood, got myyyy sseeeeexxxxxxxx

But I aint got no Muller Yoghurt
(because it's YUK)

I'm very worried about your house situation Trampy

I've got a spare 4 bedroom one, well, the butler usually sleeps in it but i can relegate him to the barn.

Anyone one else waiting to get called a bjullying bjitch?

It would appear that the op is a genuine MNer. Maybe she's having a bad day? she is now

I need at least 6 bedrooms, 1 for my jewels...

Best OP ever.

You can have physical amazon gift cards by the way so it is possible to lose one. But just asking us a bit rubbish really - we need more sob story...

Um, no. Sorry.

If anyone has a spare throat that they would like to donate to a sad sufferer of tonsillitis please send to

[email protected]

I quite fancy a packet of Jaffa Cakes, if anybody would like to send one.

This thread has got to be the most peculiar I've ever seen on here. :)

Spare a gift card for an ex leper ?

Well i am taking this as definitive proof that some of you lot are nuts!

The OP appears to be someone who want us to send her £20. She may not be who she appears to be?! What is she after then? Our souls....stolen via an Amazon giftcard? Blimey.

I'd like something too...any amount over £1m will do.

An ex-leper FallenNinja? Did this bloke just come along and heal you without a thought of your trade? Bastard.

Lol. That is all.

Very strange indeed.