Oh, God - she has brought home...

[UnquietDad]

... the s*dding "Class Teddy".

I thought we'd left this behind in nursery. So now we've got to make up some exciting things that she and Teddy did this weekend. And we were going to have a quiet one. She can't really write "Teddy and I sat and watched Cbeebies while Mummy did her marking and Daddy read the Guardian", can she?

Why couldn't we have had him two weeks ago, when her grandparents came to visit and we went swimming? Aaaaaaaagh.

And I suppose we've got to try and match - or outdo - what's already in the book. Well, the last child to have had him seems to have been basically illiterate, but the one before is pretty good.

Oh, joy.

Host an AnnSummers party and invite Teddy?

"Class Teddy in 3-in-a-bed-romp"?

Ha ha, we got the 'privilege' of taking it abroad. Spent the whole holiday sh*tting myself that it would get lost. Have a good weekend, now, won't you!!

"Ted goes Skydiving From Top Floor window"?

Teddy does Dallas?

Take teddy out into the garden with any and all other toys she has. Put down a rug and have a teddy bears picnic. Take a picture and there you go .

I would, MTA, but it's p*ssing it down.

Have a picnic in the back garden tomorrow with other of her teddies and dollies and then she can write all about that.

Or maybe teddy was ill all weekend and had to stay in bed?

Or perhaps teddy went to visit Manchester's gay village and stayed out all night doing goodness knows what!

borrow a beret and a model of the eiffel tower and teddy could do paris.

Set Teddy on the toilet and take another picture, this is what happens after you have a picnic.

"Teddy and I spent spent a delightful afternoon at . The exhibits were truly enlightening, although I had my doubts about the work of which I felt was somewhat trite."

or
"Daddy took Teddy for a 'long walk off a short cliff' on Saturday morning. Daddy says Teddy is swimming the atlantic right now and we shoudl get a postcard soon."

"Teddy Spends the Weekend in the Footwell of the Car"

Rofl - this has really tickled me!!!!

make a tent out of a sheet for teddy and dd to go 'camping' and have an indoor picnic. they will placy for hours in there¬

xposts! It's lovely and warm up here!
(smug look)

Teddy experiments with cross dressing?
Teddy goes thrill seeking in the washing machine?

Take a pic of the bear and Photoshop it in front of Uluru/Ayers Rock.

"Teddy Spends the Weekend in the Footwell of the Car"

You slay me Soupy.

Teddy Re-enacts the "horse's head" scene from the Godfather?

PMSL Horse's HEAD!!!

DS1s homework often spends the weekend in the footwell of the car, Sunchowder

Deffo good idea

Teddy getting ill and then she can nurse him all weekend, has she got a dr kit

she can draw pictures and tell teddy all about them

you can read teddy stories

etc

good luck

Thanks for all the inspiration!

We also intend to do "Teddy hides behind the sofa to watch the Really Scary Doctor Who With the Gas Masked Child."

I knew exactly what you meant Soupy!