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Oh, God - she has brought home...

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UnquietDad · 22/09/2006 15:54

... the s*dding "Class Teddy".

I thought we'd left this behind in nursery. So now we've got to make up some exciting things that she and Teddy did this weekend. And we were going to have a quiet one. She can't really write "Teddy and I sat and watched Cbeebies while Mummy did her marking and Daddy read the Guardian", can she?

Why couldn't we have had him two weeks ago, when her grandparents came to visit and we went swimming? Aaaaaaaagh.

And I suppose we've got to try and match - or outdo - what's already in the book. Well, the last child to have had him seems to have been basically illiterate, but the one before is pretty good.

Oh, joy.

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SherlockLGJ · 22/09/2006 20:49

Teddy got legless

We eventually found him in the gutter.

codwiggle · 22/09/2006 20:49

these thigns are shite
one upmaship by saddo parents

Flamesparrow · 22/09/2006 21:00

pmsl @ the gerbil

I seem to recall Psychomum shoving teddy in the washing machine because teddy was rank...a nd then drawing pictures of teddy drowing with his face up against the glass...

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UnquietDad · 22/09/2006 21:10

class bear (upper)

class bear (middle)

class bear (working)

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geogteach · 22/09/2006 21:11

Glad its not just me.
DS1 told his teacher we were going to London this weekend, so he got it. I had no plan for going anywhere, as its suposed to be geography I feel I ought to take it somewhere exciting but I like a lot of the ideas on here.

Blu · 23/09/2006 17:23

Batters - I am seeing your MIL in a whole new lifght, oh yes...digging up the gerbil...

Am still LOLing at the 'crunch'...

twelveyeargap · 23/09/2006 17:37

I am in stitches here. My DD (11) has read through and chortled as well. She was in school up to age 7 in Ireland. Never HEARD of class teddies. Arf! Have it all to look forward to. Guffawing at photoshopped teddy montage. Where to they find the time?

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UnquietDad · 23/09/2006 18:09

"some people have far too much time on their hands", DW remarked after seeing the Competitive Easter Egg display, which featured many a Humpty perched on a wall, Dalek, set of Teletubbies etc. The very idea that these could have all been done by the children's own hands is enough to cause hysterical laughter.

And the teacher knew it too. DW pointed to one lovingly-crafted exhibit and said in awe/disbelief "Did N really do that?" And Miss X sniggered and said "No, of course not. N can hardly even hold a penvil properly."

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UnquietDad · 23/09/2006 18:10

that's PENCIL. Gah.

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sunchowder · 23/09/2006 18:56

Brilliant thread Mumsnet at it's BEST.

NotQuiteCockney · 23/09/2006 19:18

Oh dear god. DS1's new class has a class teddy, we've already had tears because he didn't get it one weekend. I didn't realise we had to do something with it and do a report.

Gah, I hated the Easter Hat ludicrousness at the old school, now I have Teddybear Stupidity to enjoy.

Loving "Teddybear Spends Weekend in Footwell of Car", SD.

indignatio · 23/09/2006 19:18

Absolutely PMSL at this thread - I love the power of mumsnet. I now know that the innocent looking note in ds's school bag re going away somewhere - take teddy - is actually more than a mere poisoned chalice

dinny · 23/09/2006 19:20

God, we had to take it on holiday all summer and do scrapbook (needless to say I spent a fraught hour before her first day back writing hilariously witty captions for pictures of bloody teddy with dd on the beach etc etc)

Greensleeves · 23/09/2006 19:21

I had this a couple of weeks ago with Rosie the Rag Doll . I felt quite intimidated with the damn think gawping at me all evening. We took it to the allotment, sat it in a wheelbarrow and picked raspberries. I hope that's good enough for the teacher.

NotQuiteCockney · 23/09/2006 19:22

Hmmm, is it Animists who disapprove of photos as they steal people's souls? Or are there religions that disapprove of stuffed animals entirely? I'm looking to convert ....

sis · 23/09/2006 20:03

Ahem, Batters may I point out that surreal turn of this thread is more a little due to your posts! Thanks for posting them though - they have just made my day!

snowleopard · 23/09/2006 20:11

Oh ffs! Class teddy? Is this what awaits me?

The more I hear about primary school the more I know I'm going to be every primary teacher's worst nightmare. I just will not be able to resist taking the piss if stuff like this happens.

batters · 23/09/2006 20:55

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UnquietDad · 25/09/2006 09:21

Well, I'm sure you'll all be pleased to know that teddy had a good weekend and we didn't resort to putting him in the washing-machine. DD did a nice write-up, although we almost had a stand-up row because she wanted to start the report with "Me and Teddy went..." And I insisted she should put "Teddy and I".

"But everyone ELSE has put 'Me and Teddy'!"
"Yes, but everyone else is WRONG, DD!!"

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Blu · 25/09/2006 09:28

"Teddy posted on MN all w/e"
"Teddy drank Fruit Shoots"

I think that Class Teddies should have their own MN section! They could start threads:
"Help - can Teddies use a mooncup?"
"Could I be pregnant?"
"Am I being unreasonable - no MN connection in the footwell of the car!"
"What's this quinoa - I wanted Hunny!"

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