Food confessions (It is the baby's FAULT!.. It made me eat it) Strictly CONFIDENTIAL

[MamaMaiasaura]

Thought this might be a safe haven for us following on from other thread

here

mmmmmmmmm

I saw some toffeefee [sp] and nearly bought them.

ferrero rochers mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm enough said!

ooops love them so much i posted twice!

I love this thread...thanks Awen!! OK, first I need to admit that I've been eating chopped liver (sort of like pate, but jewish and less smooth!) throughout my pregnancy...but only when I know its really fresh and well cooked (generally made by my mum!) and I haven't had too much

GP said salmonella/egg thing is a total red herring as all Lion-marked eggs (98% of those sold in UK) are guaranteed salmonella free...so have been happily eating chocolate mousse, cake mix etc. And have been snarfing peanuts.

OK, I'm a bad mum...

Today so far:

2 x weetabix with sugar on top
5 x large slices malt loaf (I thought it was healthy until I looked at the calorie and sugar count..eek!)
Bowl of Quaker oats with lots of brown sugar
Bag of marmite rice cake things
Apple
Handful of popcorn
Muller rice pudding
Can diet coke
Innocent smoothie

Just can't stop eating

Loving the idea of breakfast pudding - that was my malt loaf!

I've got a bit of a thing going for bounty's at the moment. And my bump has definitely got a thing for melted (or any!) cheese...lots of toasted cheese and pickle sarnies for lunch, followed by kit kat/bounty, followed by fruit (so I feel less guilty), followed by salt fix (crisps), then biscuit break....

Can I just say am having a CRAP day at work, my tummy hurts, my back hurts I hate it here and I want to be at home in bed. But this email thread has made me cry with laughter!!! God Bless you Awen - half my team are looking at me slightly suspiciously as I appear to be nearly falling off my chair laughing at "next year's schedules" (er-hem) but I don't care.

That's cheered me up no end!!!!

Ooops 9 mini mince pies (i.e. the whole pack) just fell into my mouth

Chin up conkeyhead x

Hi ladies thought Id pop in. Just has a look at lovely Milla. That dress makes her look like she has a pair off boobies on her tummy. Wow can she eat
Trouble is I just havnt had the apetite I used to have for big stuff any more so today I have mostly been eating:
bowl of honey cornflakes
cuppa and 4 custard creams
coffee and 4 malted milks
chicken slice from Greggs
apple pastry from Greggs
cuppa and mince pie from Greggs
packet of ready salted Walkers crisps
4 Thornton chocs from my birthday selection
an apple]grin]
erm think thats it.
Dh is on about whats for dinner now Im not realy hungry..........
see I havnt got an apetite!!

bags of jam tea cakes seem to go missing with in an hour of buying them???
[simle]

have got 2 slices of dominoes thick crust left, am just waiting for a little space to clear and then they will be gone!!

dp saving 2 bits of his until tomorrow, he's better guard them well

glad made you smile conkeyhead

PMSL @ minkus describing the mince pies falling into mouth lol

I had fish cakes and chips tonight with mayo and ketchup... was that or fairly healthy noodles.

Just had my first night time calippo.. not going to be my last.

Chunkypudding.. if my dp had left a couple of slices of pizza i know what i would be doing in the middle of the night

laughing at how we all slip a bit of fruit in to alleviate the guilt. lol

Love this thread...

Last night:

Dinner: Lamb Curry with nan

Then went ASDA so OBVIOUSLY worked it all off so bought some potato fritters from the chippy on the way home.

Then had to have a bit of a dessert so ate a Krispy Kream doughnut, followed by mince pie warmed up with a bit of cream

In my bag today I have to eat:

A portion of leftover spaghetti bolognese and 2 slices of brown bread.

A portion of sugar snap peas.

A banana (anti-cramp medicine)

An apple.

Some grapes.

Most of these will not get eaten.

In my bag I also have (it's a big bag)...

A double chocolate muffin.

3 double chocolate super duper cookies.

A packet of fruit shortcake biscuits.

A bounty.

A packet of prawn cocktail crisps.

A bag of treat size cadbury's chocolates (about half a kilo of chocolate).

Guess which bits will get eaten first

neatha. So far Ive had a bowl of shreddies, an apple and am currently eating a nana. Waiting for dh to return from post office so we can have a cuppa and some custard creams

By the way someone on the antenatal thread was say how huge the filled bagettues from Greggs are.....

thought that was normal size
I usually buy that and a pastie for lunch..

This thread is making me hungry!
I've not done too bad this morning, had a packet of maltesers and two hot sausage rolls, in bread dipped in ketchup.
I wish DP was here so he could make me a hot chocolate with marshmallows and grated chocolate, I'm rubbish at doing them.
I've still only put on 3lb's though, so I'm convincing myself I'm just restaocking my body all the fat it lost through the HG

Naetha & LOL at the amount of stuff in your bag. Much prefer the lower naughty section tho.

Been good so far today, mini weetabix, milk, lemonade and giant buttons. I do have a dodgy tummy today so not really craving today.

I ate some grapes - I feel good now

Fab thread!

just 14 weeks and still very queasy but can not resist ferrero rocher and peanut butter/nutella sandwiches.

Will NOT buy reeses cups, nor ben & jerry's chocolate fudge brownie ice cream or shall be doomed to gain 3 stones again.

I love this thread. I don't feel nearly as bad about stuffing my face if I know everyone else is!

Brekkie - Tea, special K with fruit on. Few gulps of Yop (for calcium).

In my bag for consumption at work, I have:
2 x Ham and Emmental sandwiches
1 x blueberry Muller rioe
1 x banana
2 x kiwi fruit
1 x satsuma (to remind me of Christmas)
1 x Guylian sea shell bar
1 x packet (yes, packet!) of flapjacks
1 x litre of milk

Do I work double shifts? Nope, only between 10:30 and 16:00 at the mo.

Will I eat them all? Probably!

hmmm my attempt at being helathy last night i made a lentil sheph pie ( i know i know) with chick peas! But i did have some after eight mints and a packet of chipsticks..

today so far...weetabix (with sugar)
2 slices granary toast with jam
another portion of said lentil pie
have an apple and a pear on desk...

but know i will have a terrys choc orange and a packet of crisps as well before i go home...but did go for a swim...so dosnt count

Great thread! Now I don't feel so guilty for eating junk all day!
Haven't been too bad today though
2 weetabix with blue milk
Slice of thorntons toffee cake (breakfast pudding)
Tomato soup and 2 rolls with butter
Slice of battenburg
6 cream crackers with butter and cheese
Need crisps after reading this so am off to the shop as soon as dd wakes up to get some. Also noticing a lack of chocolate in todays diet so need some of that too. Dinner is toad in the hole with mash and veg and pudding will probably be more toffee cake or something that takes my fancy in the shop. Oh and a hot choc (made with blue milk) before bed-for the heartburn of course.

mmmmnn...(pausing from feeding to type...)...so far today...

1 mocha
1 vanilla latte
1 apple chamomile tea
1 large OJ and a multivitamin
1 large bowl Frosties
1 bag salt & vinegar crisps
1 peanut butter and grape jelly sandwich on seeded bread
1 large bowl of buttered pasta with salt, pepper, and garlic
7 squares Green & Black's dark chocolate

about to go and slice up my guilt-fixing Granny Smith apple...

and then likely walk to the shop to buy a box of lemon cake slices...that box yesterday was just soooooooooo goood!!! (poor DH looked crestfallen when I refused to give him even one slice last night - though he did wait to ask until there was only one slice left!!!) (will share tonight!!! will share tonight!!! - must keep repeating...!!!)

haven't started thinking of tonight's dinner yet...

I've just eaten half a Terry's White Chocolate Orange....

mmmm food. Today I have had two bowls of sultana bran, an actimel, three pieces of toast and jam, 2 pieces sponge cake, mini kit kat, bowl of soup, cheese on toast(6 pieces) 9 jam doughnuts (medium size), chicken leek and bacon pie, a punnet of grapes...oops