Anal sex with phill Mitchel

[anitagreen]

Okay I know pregnancy dreams are weird, bizarre and not a reflection of your life.
But please this is the second dream in a month I've dreamt we had anal sex it's never vaginally or even romantic. It's just that with Phill Mitchell.

The first time Sharon caught us and i managed to expose her affair with Keanu then I woke up.

The second time (last night) I left the garage he owns in feeling very smug she never knew about it .

I honestly feel sick my DP thinks it's hilarious but I can't erase it out of my mind now.
Please tell me your worst vivid dreams that will make me feel better about mine. ( I doubt this is possible)

I'm pregnant and my dreams aren't this wild. This is brilliant!

The most vivid I've had thus far is one half of my top row of teeth falling out and then going swimming with a boy I went to school with. Utterly bizarre!

He need to change his name to Phil McCracken

It's actually made me feel worse now posting because it's so weird. I've had the teeth one where one fell out into my hand and I glued it back in. But this is another level I wake up feeling like I've cheated and feel all flustered

This is the best thread title I've seen on MN for a while.

I had really vivid pregnancy dreams too, including some sexy ones with really unsuitable people it's a weird time.

Grant would be OK, I think. But not Phil

You could get this from Amazon for your DH

@Celebelly Thank you even Grant would be more acceptable in this situation. I don't know how I'm going to cope watching Eastenders this week now, every time he comes on the screen my DP says " here he is the man of your dreams" Oh god

@JaneJeffer Oh My God that is amazing

This has made me laugh! I've had a few weird dreams but nothing this wild. I dreamt my ears were full of loose teeth last week and they were making my ears block up with wax, not nearly as exciting as your dreams by any means!

It could also be worse. It could be Ian Beale.

What is it with the dream about teeth? Do you think we subconsciously worry about losing them or something. I'm glad to know it's common. I'm upset no one else shares the Phill dream though

I had a morphine induced dream about Bradley Walsh after falling asleep on the sofa watching daytime telly post major surgery. He was surprisingly good and I still feel a certain fondness for the chase now several years later.

@Celebelly Now that is just filth

I can't even share the worst ones. But they were awful during my pregnancies.

Another vote for thank god it's not Beale

@Kallyderon I can understand that one though he's quite attractive in a way. But I'm not sure what my attraction is to Phill at bedtime. Maybe it's the way he exhales all angry when he's fed up.

Is this his sex face?

Lol well he does have a purple head ...

The ad I'm getting at the bottom of this thread is for "soothing relief when lying down"

I'm getting ads for turnips.

(I'm not.)

I think the teeth falling out dream is linked to money worries.. are you worried about money?
Not sure about anal sex dreams though sorry but thanks for the best thread I’ve read for a while!

"teeth falling out are associated with loss and important life changes" says google. I would say pregnancy is an important life change! No comment on Phil Mitchell 🤣

This is literally the best thing I have ever read!! 🙂

Richard Madden turned up in my dream the other night :)

Did we have hot sex? no!

He cleaned the house and we sang songs from 'Annie' as he was about to start playing Daddy Warbucks on stage ...WTF?

I woke up genuinely believing I was friends with him and wondering where he was.

I’m 16 weeks and I dreamed I had hot wild sex... with Iain Duncan Smith.

I’d take Phil Mitchell over that, OP.