Anal sex with phill Mitchel

[anitagreen]

Okay I know pregnancy dreams are weird, bizarre and not a reflection of your life.
But please this is the second dream in a month I've dreamt we had anal sex it's never vaginally or even romantic. It's just that with Phill Mitchell.

The first time Sharon caught us and i managed to expose her affair with Keanu then I woke up.

The second time (last night) I left the garage he owns in feeling very smug she never knew about it .

I honestly feel sick my DP thinks it's hilarious but I can't erase it out of my mind now.
Please tell me your worst vivid dreams that will make me feel better about mine. ( I doubt this is possible)

I once had a pregnancy dream about having sex with an ex-boyfriend's MUM! I'm straight, and I didn't even like her either :(

I think anal with Phil would have been less awkward.

I had a pregnancy sex dream about Donald Trump! I still feel sick about it and it was almost 2 years ago.

Well I’ve shagged John Major. And bloody good it was too! I can understand what Edwina saw in him. 😂

Borris Johnson and his sister

Reading these replies have made me laugh so much but what do I do if it happens again tonight? Do I just start a Phill Mitchel anal sex appreciation society? Do I dig further and question whether I do fancy angry bald men? There's no denial from a 3rd dream is there?

I think to be on the safe side you have to take instruction from nightmare on elm street and never sleep again. Sorry.

One, two, Phil is coming for you
Three, four, better lock your door

Omfg. I'm not preggo (ttc) but this thread has made me very happy. Maybe @anitagreen you should look at a few pics of your top male fantasy and see if that can override Phil!

Oh and I can't remember my preggo dreams from when DS was in transit; but I did manage to have a sex dream and climax in my sleep!!!

Phil Mitchell sex face

PMSL @ Dr Benson wiping his willy Actually guffawed

Benton* I don't know who Dr Benson is.

Just as well it wasn't Rocket Romano

Doctor Benton was the tall, handsome, black doctor from ER. I used to watch it when pregnant, and quite fancied him. Though why my subconscious decided to have him do that, I've no idea!

I dreamed I gave birth to a litter of kittens when I was pregnant. All ginger and fluffy!

@HeadLikeAFuckinOrange 😂😂😂😂

@Chefwifelife I'm hoping that might help I will update everyone in the morning when I wake up and tell you if I've had another. I'm honestly scared to shut my eyes ever again.

This is the funniest thing I’ve heard in ages!

I have always had vivid dreams but since being pregnant I have had many sex dreams.
The worst one was when I dreamt I had sex with Vladimir Putin, with all his officials around us working (security reasons apparently). The sex wasn't passionate either, was done more as a business exchange as he had promised me that I would become patron saint of Russia in return .

that made me giggle! Sorry don’t have any good ones to share with you!

Putin

Ian Duncan Smiththese are great

This is the most amazing thread although I'm laughing it's also making me a bit queasy 🤣🙈

I've had sex dreams - very real, all in inappropriate places with very inappropriate people. I wake up and I can't work out instantly if it's happened or not. It's strange.

I love that you've posted this though - I honestly wouldn't worry if I were you. X

This thread is amazing

This is the best thread ever!! Thanks for cheering us all up!!