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Anal sex with phill Mitchel

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anitagreen · 20/10/2019 14:51

Okay I know pregnancy dreams are weird, bizarre and not a reflection of your life.
But please this is the second dream in a month I've dreamt we had anal sex it's never vaginally or even romantic. It's just that with Phill Mitchell.

The first time Sharon caught us and i managed to expose her affair with Keanu then I woke up.

The second time (last night) I left the garage he owns in feeling very smug she never knew about it Confused.

I honestly feel sick my DP thinks it's hilarious but I can't erase it out of my mind now.
Please tell me your worst vivid dreams that will make me feel better about mine. ( I doubt this is possible) Shock

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nataliemum25 · 20/10/2019 20:28

😂 😆 OMG sorry this title made me giggle 🤭 you've made my day lol x

emmalou19 · 20/10/2019 20:37

Having recently had a MMC I've been feeling so low, little did I know that this thread was exactly what I needed, thanks OP! When I was pregnant I had a very vivid sex dream about Matt Allwright, the guy from Rogue Traders. Think maybe it was those motorbike leathers and the penchant for sniffing out scammers.

UnilakTea · 20/10/2019 20:43

I dreamt I went for my first scan last night and it was twins, was mildly amusing for the first 10 minutes then the fear started... Scared now Shock

Layladylay234 · 20/10/2019 20:49

Amazing thread, have felt really down all day and this has made me laugh no end. My weird dreams this week happened in 1 bloody night. The first my partner had a stroke and we were wheeling him down the road on a hospital trolley. My main overarching thought was "Oh no, he won't be able to talk dirty to me properly if he's had a stroke!" In the second, I was hitting teenage girls in the face with stilleto heels as they kept pissing around on a school trip.

I'm not waiting with baited breath for my sex dream!

anitagreen · 20/10/2019 20:49

I'm glad I've cheered everyone's day up and I'm so sorry @emmalou19 it's an awful thing to experience my heart goes out to you x

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GameofPhones · 20/10/2019 20:50

Thankyou. My ads are saying nothing (just white clouds on a blue background. No words.)

ejmay90 · 20/10/2019 21:01

This thread is great made me laugh so much.
When did you all start to experience these vivid dreams? I've had none so far at 13 weeks. Partner asked if I had something to tell him after sharing these funny ones with him Grin he's wondering who ive dreamt about having sex with lol

tartantroosers · 21/10/2019 04:36

This thread is such a tonic!

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