Just remembered some more....
Sore hip when you lie on one side too long at night which results in you having to sit up to change sides.
When you've still got morning sickness at 8 months, Gaviscon will make you throw up. Let's hear it for Rennie tablets, by the mountain.
Brushing your teeth makes you throw up.
The smell of meat cooking had me running for the nearest bucket.
Things that used to smell pleasant, like air freshner, cleaning products and toilet blocks suddenly smell disgusting.
Pg can affect your eyesight.
If you've got bad morning sickness you drive everywhere with a bucket/bowl, some paper towels and a bottle of water + a clean top.
Two breakfasts are never enough.
Feet can get stuck under your ribs.
Not being able to eat because there's bum in your stomach and then 10 minutes later you're ravenous because it's moved down.
After the birth you become incapable of speaking in complete sentences while the baby's awake.
You don't get a good night's sleep after you've got rid of the bump.
No matter how many people tell you how hard it's going to be after the birth, you cannot possibly understand.