Plain white baby clothes

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Ok so call me Boring if you like but i love the color white i think its easy to wash no worrying about colors running or decals fading or coming off etc etc BUT i was wondering if there is any one else out there like me who thinks the same it seems if i dress my my child in all white babygro's for the first 12 months or until walking age then i might seem a tad weird lol also i think babies should'nt be dressed in bright colours and weird outfits anyway its kinda like turning them into an accessory when i see babies in bright clothes and those annoying cloth shoes (which are so pointless) i just think well why dont you just put a couple of handles on your baby and tote them around like a handbag may aswell lol am i the only one who thinks this way babies just look so cute and scrummy by themselves they dont need anything else to make them cute IMO......discuss

Well people on MN must put their stained stuff (once they had been through the wash obv) out on the line for the sun to bleach out the stains, I've seen it recommended on threads before...your hippy man has a point, if you do green living thats what you do.

Is this for real?! The pram thread was bizarre enough and now we're treated to more nonsensical babble about bleach, dirt, sleeping for one hour a day and hippies...!

Well, do what you like OP. There are plenty if white baby clothes out there. But I don't really need to tell you that, you already know everything!

Let me get this straight.... The judgemental OP that uses homemade toothpaste and recommends sunlight for cleaning and a diet of seeds has referred to a salesman as a 'dreadlocks wearing hippy that should fuck himself with a hemp covered dildo'

Bricks?
Glasshouses?

Clearly no ones safe! Oh wisd one please show us the error of our ways! Now we know what to eat, wear, how long to sleep and how we should clean and what with could you please dictate the rest of our lives for us? So that we can all be weird little clones of you!

I knew this thread reminded me of something!

Invasion of the body snatchers

My iPhone has a spell checker on it only it cant spell and i cant turn it off :( and no i haven't found the perfect nappy lol but i plan one using lots and lots of terry squares say one one baby then another wrapped above around the waist and tucked into the first one i don't think ill need layette if i do that though ?? and no i'm not sleep deprived i'm alert and awake with no bags under my eyes and no signs of deprivation i have checked with my GP i actually irritated him a bit by asking too my questions :o he said my healthy diet and the fact i have been power napping for so long makes it perfectly fine for baby because my body i used to the napping i think if i went back to sleep for 4 hours or so i might get ill from too much sleep and my body being in standby too long he said its nothing to worry about though and i'm in tip top shape also he mentioned the stressy part about pregnancy i assured him i am seasoned in meditation and i do plenty of breathing exercises already so he was happy with that and as i said before that last post was not a pram post in got turned into a pram post for some strange reason lol

Arf.

go to settings - general - keyboard - auto-correction, and turn off. Happy to help.

Yy to arf.
I love this thread, been keeping me going all day

that hippy was not a salesman and he had the aroma or a certain illegal drug about him and made me very nauseous he worked in a "health shop" im never going there again and no i dont eat seeds ?? where did you pull that one from ? where do i say that ?

That poor man.

I await with bated breath to hear how the terry squares and white clothes work out.

Op :/ eeeek this like watching car crash tv ...
I second what PP stated; get some RL advice if possible too :) see what your mates / fam have to suggest on the matter .

Does your iPhone remove all punctuation, change word order and confuse the structure of your sentences too?

Please seek real life help. You sound vulnerable and in an almost manic or fantasy phase, I am still not convinced you are over 20 and living a stable lifestyle, based on my real life job with young adults and teens.

cant have fruit loops full of GMO and chemicals

Rather then using two terry squares (poor child) you need a Blowout blocker!!! you really can get a nappy that goes up to the neck! not sure if it comes in white as per requested in your thread title but as no one will see so it won't matter!

im not 20 im older that is just a random number i picked out and yes people always think im weird oohh well i just go steam clean and look for aliens

I would imagine that after hearing your spiel at his surgery your GP wouldnt have dared to say anything against your opinions OP in fear of being shouted down or struck off! The midwives are gonna love you.

2 terry squares? WTF? Are you serious?

so there is a nappy that could rid parents of a vomit inducing poonami ? shock horror how could i not know this i know everything :o i'll have to go read more about this so in future i can be all knowing and wise on this subject .... seriously me and OH are laughing at what you women come out with oh deary me .........

ooh just looked blow out blockers come in plain colours or white i am happy now thanks ;D And yes 2 terry squares you heard me right i was actually thinking of using a terry square the same way a blowout blocker works

I'm guessing you're now trying to be funny but you're just coming across as a very young spoilt brat (or a poor troll). The next year or so is going to be a huge learning curve. Please be nicer to the people you know (and will meet on the parenting journey) in real life than you are here or you will be very lonely indeed.

That's not a very nice thing to say about midwives. Are you going to be this rude to the midwife delivering your baby? Oh wait, don't tell me, you have all that figured. You're going to push baby out on your own onto your steam cleaned floors.

ooh i like loneliness me and OH don't like company or having to socialize or pretending to like people that's one thing we just don't do
Yes me and OH are trying to be funny only because you people are trying especially hard to be freaky