Preggo Rage.

[ladymalfoy]

Husband eating too load for my liking. He's keeping his mouth closed but eating very quickly and just making way too much noise. I really want to scream and yell at him to stfu but I know its hormones. And he's talking too loud. I'm so close to meltdown.

To the two lazy fucknoses who couldn't be arsed going into work today which means I got a call at 6am to sort out your shit, I hope you die horribly.
And to the person who called me who expected me to go into the office at 6am, after he'd just woke me up, after I had fuck all sleep last night thanks to heartburn and a large uncomfortable belly, expecting me to somehow have emergency childcare at this time and to not have a shower or spend more than five minutes getting ready, well you can fuck off to the far side of fuck too. I'm still in bed. I'm not going in until 8am and I could quite happily string you up by your inconsiderate balls and murder you too. This is all your fault. I told you not to rely on the lazy fucknoses!

I know this might make no sense to anyone but seriously. FUCK THEM ALL TO HELL ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!

So, I've been awol from this thread due to being too tired and ill and weepy to muster any anger.

After the pils left, DH informed me that fil had been complaining that I hadn't made him feel welcome enough and hadn't joined in with the things they wanted to do .

DH pointed out that I was six months pregnant and in almost constant pain, and that they had arrived the day before my grandfather's funeral so I was also grieving. All the things they wanted to do involved large amounts of walking, which I had already explained I couldn't do, and why, and apologised for not being able to join in.

But no, apparently a six months pregnant, recently bereaved woman trying to hold down a job and care for a toddler all on bloody crutches due to her marvellous collapsible pelvis ought to be all-singing all-dancing for your convenience all the bloody time.

Ha ha haaaaa!!! Scissor kicking in the head?? Throwing tools into the garden?? Hilarious!! And sooo true...

Ontherun, what total fuckers. I hope bad things happen to your PILS. That's the kind of shit mine would come out with.

In need of a little rant, sorry if it makes no sense or sounds unreasonable but this shits getting to me!
I am losing all patience with some of the bitches women at work and the looks and comments from them and today I almost snapped and told them to fuck off. I don't understand why all of a sudden everyone has to have an opinion on me, my body, my diet, my baby and everything else. I'm more than happy to talk to people about my little nugget and their experiences being pregnant, apart from the ones who give it with no warning. These are the women who, until they found out I was pregnant, didn't have the time of day for me and I could barely get a grunt in the mornings. Now all of a sudden they're my best friends and want to tell me what I can and cant do or eat and make sarcastic comments about the size of my bump and how I'm only pregnant not dying stop being lazy and using it as an excuse, I'm sorry but this pregnancy hasn't exactly been problem free so far so excuse me if I rest once in a while when I feel too dizzy and out of breath!

Today was worse than normal, I barely made it into work my stomach and back was hurting so much (cause still unknown, hoping just stretching) and the first thing I hear is 1 of the women saying to another, very friendly member of staff who is TTC for a while 'go and rub her belly maybe it'll rub off on you, you need some help'. That is so insensitive and made me feel awkward so I dread to think how she felt and then at the end of shift getting changed another 1 says 'where's your bump I don't even think your pregnant, when I was that far gone I looked almost 9 months' ok first of all I'm only 19 weeks I'm fairly tall and slim anyway so my small bump is all baby and second its not my fault you were a greedy whale and couldn't stop eating heifer! Also I'm sick of people staring at my stomach as soon as they see me as if an aliens gonna bust out any second and the awkward 'let me feel' is just weird and I hate it so stop!!! Feel a little better now

Ladies, I'm pretty new here but am 24+5 and this is the BEST post ever - absolutely laughed out loud it's made my day!

I'm actually waiting for my neighbour to come home and park outside my front gate one more time so I can step outside and shout at him - park outside your own bloody house you inconsiderate poopyhead! And if you can't fit your car on your driveway because your wife has parked like a complete learner - YET AGAIN - then effing well teach her how to park better! Oh, and if you insist on parking in front of my gate again, I'm might find myself accidentally scratching your beloved paintwork with all my biggest scratchiest bags... Then you'll wish you'd parked outside your own house!

:D

Im getting thoroughly sick and fed up of people and their unwanted and unasked for comments. Im almost 31 weeks with dc 3. This morning I had to pop to the shop, the assistant asked me "how long have you got left?" So I said - almost 9 weeks. "Oh, you're VERY big aren't you?" whilst frowning at my bump. I was measured at my last appointment and fine for dates, so why am I getting comments? Im still doing all my walking as usual, and Im not going crazy with eating. People in the school playground who wouldn't usually even look at me are now commenting on me and asking me questions etc, no doubt once the babys here they'll fuck off and ignore me again. Okay Im only 5' 3" and usually a size 10 so maybe I look bigger now but still, cant people think before they open their stupid mouths?

This morning in the shop was too much, I came home and cried to dh. Then in the playground I bumped into a friend and cried on her too I should be enjoying this time but the comments are getting me down and I dread how Im going to look at the end. I feel guilty now every time Im about to eat something, and I don't want to go out anywhere.

Guy, tell them you look so much bigger because you ate the last opinionated fucker that felt the need to comment on your shape/size. Mmmm-hmmm. Juicy.

Guy -I'm the same size as you (normally a 10, 5'3) and exactly the same happened to me today. Rude unsolicited shite about how 'big' I am for 25 weeks. It has really upset me, especially as I thought I'd started to even out a bit. I wish I'd read tea's brilliant comeback!!

Tea - I LOVE IT!! I'm absolutely going to use that next time & will report back on their reaction (might not use the word 'fucker' if its at work though...)

I hate people who aren't pregnant.

Actually, I hate people who aren't pregnant and also in pain and miserable.

I especially hate women who sailed blithely through their pregnancies, untroubled by collapsing pelvises (pelvii?), extreme sleep deprivation, and the constant sensation that their stomach muscles were about to rip in two.

Smug bastards.

The 'you're big' thing is fucking universal.

I'm not BIG. I'm pregnant, you ignorant cunts. I'm measuring slightly small for my dates, as it happens (37+5). Fuck the FUCKITY FUCK off.

I honestly think it's because people don't see pregnant women out and about enough. Mainly because when we do go out, we don't get seats on buses, trains etc, we never get people thinking to move out of the way for us so we don't have to change direction/stop/wait all the time, because we have to constantly protect our bumps from the clumsy, stupid, mental fuckwits who otherwise crash into us, and because walking, carrying things, bending down and twisting is FUCKING PAINFUL.
So we stay in, and people don't see enough heavily pregnant women, and so the cycle continues.

The cure: take our RAGE to the streets, people. It's the only way.

Humpty loving your idea!

I've hung up on my mum & dad this week as they talk so much shit & I couldn't even be bothered to argue with them!!

take the rage to the streets

love it

take our rage to the streets

Amen sister.

Am I allowed to headbut people who try to touch my bump?

Thanks for the replies they've cheered me up. It was weird, I was so shocked I barely knew what to say.

Ontherun - Im pretty sure you can most def headbutt anyone who touches your bump. People doing that makes me shudder (unless Ive said they can, e.g friends etc) my mil did that ONCE when I was carrying ds, dh got an earful from me and had words. She didn't do it again lol

I have waist envy. A friend of mine who Im usually slightly smaller than looks to have the neatest, most defined waist Ive ever seen. Im like, 'fuck'. Christ knows what Im going to look like after this one.

Today I have heartburn, achy legs and Im pissed off. Headachy too.

Is it completely terrible of me if I don't go to the school carol service later? The kids say they don't mind and I can 'have this year off' Ive been to all the others, and I cant face being crammed in the smallest church ever, with nasty hard seats (if I manage to get a seat) backache, and not being able to see my children anyway.

ARGH Thank god for this thread!!

My DH's ignorant, dick head uncle in the pub in front of DH's friends and work colleagues say's in a loud voice this afternoon;

'so then you've been putting some weight on!!' (He knows I'm upduffed etc) Of course I have I am 25 weeks pregnant you ignorant rude bastard.
I managed to retort back 'did you mean to be so rude?' before turning my back to him. Twat. Thanks for that, I wasn't feeling self conscious or a tad insecure at all!!

Why can't some people just go and fuck the fuck off?!

This thread has really made me smile. I'm only 11 weeks and I've had the worst rage ever, followed by floods of tears.

I'm already sick of people wanting to give me unwanted pregnancy advice, being told what I can and can't eat, not being asked on nights out anymore, friends without children being unsupportive, Facebook statuses, parents beaking in, boyfriend still breathing....(joke on the last point) Everyone and everything makes me want to shout or cry. So glad to know I'm not alone!

After reading this thread on a particularly calm day and laughing so much I now need bed rest my rage has returned. All those in ten mile radius are now living in fear and are now banned from speaking after in five minutes my entirely male household decided to get together and form we are men and we are insensitive, ignorant, rude ballbag club!!

Do not mess with a very fat pregnant woman who has hip pain and chronic indigestion you say?

Well OH and two teenagers thought this would be a good idea!!!

Oh preggo rage thread, how I need you today…

DH is at home today while I'm at work. I've just called him to see how he is and he's complaining that he's knackered, because he's HAD to replaster/rebuild all around the kitchen door frame as the plaster was blown (it blew because he took the old door frame out). When I pointed out that it had been fine until he removed the damn door frame, I got 'oh, I suppose you'd have preferred it if it had all fallen on your head?' No, I'd have preferred it if you HADN'T BLOODY NEEDLESSLY TAKEN IT OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE. What is this obsession with making a bloody mess and pulling the house apart?

I'm 19 weeks with DC2. I'm AT BLOODY WORK. I don't need DH making a mess at home – I need him to be making dinner and tidying the Christmas toy bomb that seems to have gone off in our living room. I DEFINITELY don't need him to say 'we can decide what to have for dinner when you get home', i.e. I'll let you sort it out because I'll be SOOOOO tired from destroying the house while you were dealing with fuckwits at work.

I want to karate chop his stupid face.

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

loving this thread. pure dead brilliant

hubbster
am 27 weeks with dc3. DID NOT need dh rolling over ostentatiously in his sleep and punching me in the back. then of course I had to pee..baby started kicking, never fully fell back to sleep again. seethed at him that If he EVER did it again he'd SLEEP ON THE SOFA. literally could've strangled him.

Just marking my place. Will be seeing pil later so will have rage

DH! Shut the actual fuck up before I slam the fucking guitar over your fucking head. You're not even playing it, just strumming in an unbelievably untuneful and annoying manner.

I would very much like to sit in peace with my excruciating back pain, but instead I have to listen to this.

I hate my ears.

Leg cramp in my left leg. 21 weeks and my baby is moving but less than he/she was which makes me feel anxious even though I have a scan on Monday so there's no point in freaking out anyway. Back to work on Monday and gritting my teeth at seeing some of the Aholes I have to work with again...and their stupid comments about my pregnancy. 2 other teachers grabbed my stomach without asking last term!?!?!

Mine is the 'cough' that my other half keeps doing. Without warning. He doesn't even have a bloody cough. Could suffocate him!!!