your earliest ''i just know im pregnant ''symptoms...please

[beansontoast]

indulge me

there is nothing more than a very slim chance that i might be pregnant...but i am temporarily insanely broody and devoting alot of time to teh fantasy that i may have... as near as damm it.. immaculately conceived!

so...im tired,have sore boobies,softer skin,a keen nose,a twingey back...feel slightly sick [but that could be exitement]...and i cant park the car!...

im not due on till thurs,have been like this for a week...oh and ive had a neg result ..but im quite able to ignore that

how do you know?

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supernatural sense of smell
vivid dreams
sore tits

I've had more pregnancy symptoms waiting for my period than I ever had when pregnant.

yes i have nuclear waste waz!

can someone please give me a quick summary of all the relevant acronyms please?...bf? af?

i felt like i had a urine infection. peed all the time. and my boobs hurt like hell!

Mumsnet Acronym List
There are thousands of acronyms in use on the internet - below is a list of those you will see most commonly on mumsnet ... please let us know of any omissions!
ADHD
Attention Deficit & Hyperactivity Disorder

AF
Auntie Flo (period)

AFAIK
as far as I know

AS
Asperger's Syndrome

ASD
Autistic Spectrum Disorder

ATM at the moment
BBS
be back soon

BC
before children

BD
baby dancing (having sex)

BF
breastfeeding (or best friend or boyfriend depending on context)

BFP
big fat positive (refers to a pregnancy test)

BIL
brother-in-law

BRB
be right back

BTW
by the way

bump
Not an acronym of course. People sometimes post a message saying just "bump" - as a way of getting a thread back into the active conversations list so that more people see it. Any posting will "bump" a thread back up the list.

CAT
Contact Another Talker - use the mumsnet contact another talker faciliity to contact someone - as in "Why don't you CAT me?"

CF
Cystic Fibrosis

CP
Cerebral Palsy

DD
darling/dear daughter

DGS/DGD
darling/dear grandson/granddaughter

DH
darling/dear husband

DLA
Disability Living Allowance

DP
darling/dear partner

DS
darling/dear son

DS
Down's Syndrome

DSS/DSD
darling/dear stepson/stepdaughter

DW
darling/dear wife

FFS
for f**k's sake

FIL
father-in-law

FWIW
for what it's worth

FYI
for your information

HTH
hope this helps

IEP
Individual Educational Plan

IIRC
if I remember correctly

IKWYM
I know what you mean

IME
in my experience

IMHO
in my humble opinion

IMO
in my opinion

IYKWIM
if you know what I mean

IYSWIM
if you see what I mean

LMP
last menstrual period

LOL
laugh out loud

MIL
mother-in-law

MN
mumsnet of course! MNer is a mumsnetter

NT
neurologically typical

OT
Occupational Therapy/Therapist

PG
pregnant

PIL
parents-in-law

PITA
pain in the a**e

PMSL
p**s myself laughing

RL
real life

ROFL
roll on floor laughing

SALT
Speech and Language Therapy/Therapist

SENCO
Special Educational Needs Co-ordinator

SIL
sister-in-law

SN
special needs

SPD
Symphisis Pubis Dysfunction

TBH to be honest
TIA
thanks in advance

TMI
too much information

TTC
trying to conceive

VBAC
vaginal birth after c-section

WB
welcome back

WTF?
what the f**k?

lol piffle...its the premenstrualness doing it to my head im sure!

soem vivid dreams...involving handpainted enamel watering cans...and insisting that i bring my bike into a very crowded pub.[clutching at straws...this really is par for the course]

I felt periody!

i just knew.

am 5 weeks pregnant

early symptoms for me:
yes - the nuclear-waste-yellow wee - always the earliest sign IME
superwoman sense of smell
completely insane dreams
a stuffy nose
head like cotton wool

now the sore boobs, nausea, and carb cravings are kicking.
plus last time a road map of blue veins on boobs (I am very pale though) - haven't noticed that so much this time

kicking in

thanks feisty bird...there was i thinking they were technciasl terms!

but no one ever uses BD, baby dancing, do they?
Surely we are all old enough to say "shag"

ooooh i feel v periody!!

oh they do Suzywong
If I said to my DH 'can we baby dance tonight' I think he'd divorce me, and fair enough TBH

oh god no, I loathe babydancing, I mean who thought that one up?

do they??????

who did you used to be JohnCusack? DId we ever find out?

i cant believe it made it onto teh list...baby dancing!!....who says that...never even heard it before...even if i had to guess what it meant i couldnt...pah

[is over reacting a symptom do you suppose]

went off my morning coffee

...its more of a wrestle surely?

suzywong I was arfy, the drunk from Twickenham (as opposed to arfishymeau, the 3G specialist from Oz)

and were you also GeorginaA?

Itchy nips,"full" feeling boobs, need to wee, and - this sounds mad but - a distinct sensation of "building" going on in the womb area. I woke up one morning and "just knew" because it felt like there was scaffolding in there.

I was georginars, then georginarf
GeorginaA is someone else who has been here a lot longer than me! (and why I changed my name to arfy - little knowing that further confusion would ensue.....)

my dp noticed my nipples were getting darker before "could i be pregnant " entered my head !!!! think it was before i was even due my period .

yes darker nipples was pretty early last time
and I do kind of know what you mean snowleopard about the scaffolding - good description!

both times I wouldn't have said that I just knew, but I did think 'I'll just do a test in case'