Early pregnancy after IVF. Please come here to worry and support!

[NookNook]

Right then! Come here if you are 4-12 weeks and can't stop fretting. Didn't think anything could be worse than the 2WW? Think again!

Maybs, don't forget I don't have t'internet on my phone so I will only be able to report back two-bus-journeys-and-one-and-a-half-hours later Of course i will put a photo up if there's owt there

So, you Will be putting a photo up as there is something there.

Is semaphore them smoke clouds wot injuns used to send out?

Fanks, fish, 10% looks massive on my computer screen, like: TEN PER-CENT!!!!! (but miles massiver)

What's been had for tea?

No it's flags and the like Prammy!

Is it wrong to google the stats of miscarrying in IVF during the first 12 weeks vs the chances in a normal pregnancy?

That is wronger than the wrongest wrong wrought by a wrong 'un

Ok. I'm not going to. I'm just bloated I'm in pain and it's making me worry something's going wrong. Sorry Prams

Do you know something? I have not googled a single thing since the start of IVF on 1st June (mock cycle). And I won't. If you go looking for shit you will find it. The only stats I insisted on knowing were the ones offered by my Czech clinic for women over 40. The rest is pseudo-science and doesn't actually give you answers

You're right Prammy. The only thing I have googled is my embryo every day. So I can visualise him. Sad, I know, but I find it so incredible what he's up to in there!!

My momentary madness has dispersed. Thanks for setting me on the straight and narrow x

I'm not a saint, Maybs - you know I'm quietly terrified - but google is so rubbish in these situations; it stops us from having faith in what is actually a normally-progressing pregnancy. None of us hs had genuine reason to despair. We are not doubled over cramping and flooding our knickers with clotty blood. We are healthy and we've been blessed. Let's keep smashing each other round the chops until we start to see sense.

Describe this pain you're having, pliz.

...and you might as well not only make bloating your friend but you'd better set him up in the spare room.

Oh his wait is horrific! We're all going MAD. I can't take it. The stats for all this shit are meaningless really. All I keep thinking is that the odds are finally in my favour and if I got through all that other bollocks then surely this bit must work.... right....? Right......?

I have just googled 'neurotic pregnant slags' and it came up: Maybe and Essex

My bloating needs his own fucking wing.

Haha! Yup, I'm a certified nut job tonight Nook!

Prammy it's just proper uncomfortable down there. But it is much relieved when I fart. I amaze myself with my attractiveness sometimes.....

...oh, wait......and.....NookNook!

I laughed out loud at this:

My bloating needs his own fucking wing.

Prammy

I mean Nook

I love you both!

Nutjobs united.

Oh, sorry prammy I obviously meant that as a good thing and did you miss the 'less than'?

Actually IVF stats might b e slightly lower than normal in many cases as the best embie has been chosen and they managed to survive outside.

I'll stop with that, I'm sorry. i admire your lack of googling though.

Also the cyclogest and pred will be keeping it in there when other embies may have failed. X

Oh, fish, don't be daft, I'm joking with you. Even 2% would look like this to me at the moment: TWO PER-CENT!!!!!! (but even ginormouserererer).

I love this love-in we have got going on. If you all lives near me, I'd bake you all cakes. I'm a feeder you see....

I have just googled GINGER IVF BABIES and it came up: 'None exist so thank your lucky fecking stars and stop worrying'.