The "I'm a disgrace" thread

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I've just eaten a whole jar of pickled beetroot. It was Baxters Sliced Beetroot, and if the jar had been one of the bigger ones, I'd still have eaten the whole lot.

17+3 and an absolute disgrace.

Come on then, let's have your food confessions...

I reguarly eat skittles for breakfast (in addition to 'proper' breakfast in my defence). Just seem to need the sugar to ease the neausia.

And despite religiously not eating runny egg yokes and peanuts with DS 1, regularly eatting both this time.

A whole packet of Fig Rolls...it's my first offence this pregnancy, am 35wks. It was an irrational longing that started as a dream last night...weird...but soooo yummy!

First day of mat leave, 37+5. I have not left the sofa today apart from to consume... 1 cup decaf tea, 1 bowl of porridge, 1 slice of coffee and walnut cake, 1 cup of normal tea, 1 slice of lemon drizzle cake.
My attire consists of paint splattered jogging bottoms, bleach/paint splattered hoody, pulled up so my belly is out, as it often is - just feels like it needs airing?! So yes, my name is nenehooo and I am truly a disgrace.

I'm 9 weeks today and have had a bowl of cereal, then shortly after I had 3 hash browns, then about half hour ago had 8 potato croquette thingies, and just now finished eating a banana.

Can you tell it is shopping day on Wednesday?

Nothing to be ashamed of ladies, we are growing babies!

i made a huge lasagne last night, i made it for me and the kids at dinner time there were around 3 portions left after and two hours later i finished it all off, it tasted good and i think i baby must of been really hungry

I've munched my way through a family sized bag of Frazzles already today, and am eyeing up the Monster Munch that are in the kitchen cupboard.

just for variety, a few of my Frazzles 'somehow' managed to get dipped into Boursin cheese along the way

13 weeks today......

Aw yum, love Frazzles!

This is great, btw, I don't feel quite so bad now!

Four packets of crisps in one day.

I've eaten an entire pot of hot mustard in two days. I caught myself putting it on toast with honey this morning

I'm eating cadburys mini rolls from the fridge like they're.... I don't know! Each time I go into the kitchen, I can munch one in a couple of bites and they're not making me feel sick at all

40 weeks today so all allowed

I've just consumed two of those giant Sainsburys Bakery Belgian chocolate cookies. Urgh... enjoy baby!

I ate my entire lunch including a giant ploughman's baguette by 9:30am

I also bought a multi-bag of sweets and lollies for the kids I teach and I ate all the fizzers and lovehearts.

That was at about 18 weeks. I haven't quite shamed myself as much since.

peshwari just two?!

I ate a whole bag I'd bought to bump up the price of my shopping (so I could get the free delivery) DH didn't even know they'd existed

But that was last week

22+2 weeks and buying Corned beef by the kilo.

But from the deli, not the tinned stuff.

Mmm corned beef. I fancy corned beef hash for dinner now. Shame DH doesn't like it...

Oh dear since my last post I've eaten two packets of fizzers and a refresher bar. And am eying up the drumstick lolly.

Mmmm corned beef hash.....

Stupid Hindu husband and the no bloody beef rules

Oh I'm so glad I saw this thread and I'm not alone!!

I'm only 11ish weeks and so far for breakfast I had 2 cadburys brunch bars, mr Kipling angel slice and a muller yogurt.

There was nothing I fancied at home for lunch so went to tesco and bought chicken tikka slices that have to go in the microwave so they are all soggy, cocktail sausages, milk bottle sweets, choc cupcake I couldn't eat it was too sickly! Ready salted crisps, pink lady apples, cherry tomatoes and some 7up

Will be tea time soon hurray!!!

I have no appetite which is crap cos i LOVE my food but feel constantly sick if I don't eat so if something takes my fancy I just gotta go get it and eat it! Had to take a trip to McDonald's early one morning and ordered 3 hash browns just cos I had to!!!

I had a great find in tesco tho! As a kid I sometimes had lucky charms cereal for breakfast which they stopped selling in uk years ago :( someone is obviously importing it and tesco are selling it!!! Don't get me wrong it's waaaay over priced but I can't wait for breakfast tomorrow!!! Gonna feel like a big kid again haha!!

iced cream fingers from cooplands, nagged my dad to drop one off on his way to work, he bought one for me and 1 each for kids, 4 in total im already on the second, what they dont know wont hurt them rite

Newton, I've got a 7th Day Adventist one... No pork not helpful when you get Salami cravings :o

Every 2 weeks tuesday i buy a big mac meal, with a double cheese burger extra fries and 1 large coke

I have gone through 5 packets of 9 iced mince pies in the last 3 days

28w pregnant and i need my food

10" asda create your own pizza. Gone. And washed down with a bottle of Irn Bru.

Just scarfed a quarter of white mice, minus the half dozen i need to decorate dniece's birthday cake

Particularly enjoying the stylistic references to the hungry caterpillar, ladies. I have a massive craving for steak and chicken, but have been a vegetarian and sometimes vegan for 16 years. I have eaten more fish and chips than is strictly necessary or graceful and disgraced myself with two croissants for one breakfast last week. I am only 8 weeks