The "I'm a disgrace" thread

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I've just eaten a whole jar of pickled beetroot. It was Baxters Sliced Beetroot, and if the jar had been one of the bigger ones, I'd still have eaten the whole lot.

17+3 and an absolute disgrace.

Come on then, let's have your food confessions...

I'm a teacher and today I asked one of the 6th formers to go to McDonald's at lunchtime because I NEEDED chicken nuggets

Sending 6th formers out for food is genius. I'm taking notes!

Yeah, respect for that lurcher! I'm in school tomorrow, so might have to get my seniors on the case!

whoa, I am in awe of you ladies! I just found myself on this thread by mistake but as someone who vomited continuously through three pregnancies on not much more than rice crispies and plain white bread - I say go with the beetroot and the drumsticks!

LOVE THIS THREAD.

Classics?

Rofling about the donuts. So done that.

Today I've had a bowl of overpriced sugary Jordan's country crisp cereal. A packet of belvita breakfast bars as a 'second breakfast', a packet of bacon flavoured wheat crunches, a mountain of cheesy crackers, a couple of rice cakes, a large portion of hand baked ready salted crisps a packet of mug-shots (basically an add water type food) and a bowl of supernoodles. Even though its nearly bedtime, I'm seriously considering troughing the snickers bar in my bag too.

A banana, plum, nectarine and apple are still sat on my desk at work completely untouched!!!!

lurcher Please can I borrow some of your sixth formers?

That is a brilliant idea

Oh, I'm not such a disgrace then, I had an apple and a banana, even if I did top them up with nice and spicy nik naks and various fun sized chocolate bars. Oh dear, and nutella on toast. And a cadbury's fudge chocolate pudding.

Bugger, I was thinking I'd done quite well today.

They were amazing - they also got me fries and a milkshake that I hadn't even asked for! Nom nom nom

I have just got home from work (where I have been since 8.30am) and inhaled one packet ready salted crisps and 1 large lump cheese. On top of the two servings of dinner I had from the work canteen, rice krispies for brekky, cheese and biscuits for a snack at 9am, 2 large sarnies for lunch with a bag of crisps and various other cracker related things throughout the afternoon.

I can't eat anything sweet (gives me terrible indigestion and sickness) but savouries are not safe anywhere near me.

I'm 14+1 and just regaining my appetite.

10 weeks here. I've been having breakfast at home, some cereal and toast usually. Them about 90 minutes later as I'm about three minutes from work I pop into costa for an egg and cheese toasted muffin. Then I go and get my lunch at about eleven am. Am surprised I'm not in my maternity clothes already

Sod's law I get a craving for carbs, any carbs. Have to have something bread based every two hours or I feel like I will pass out with hunger. Hadn't touched salad for weeks until Monday so maybe I'm turning a corner? But, yeah, DH hasn't got a clue how much I eat in a day.....

17 wks and eaten 4 packets of crisps today along with half a bag of harrybos ,,,,,,, really not good ha

lurcher that is BRILLIANT

Right that's it! I am off out (which means I will have to get dressed) and I am going to hunt down some breaded chicken or turkey products. I NEED Turkey Drummers.

two panne au chocolat at once.

Last week I had a massive vege breakfast and idegestion for dessert.

6 Turkey Drummers, mash and baked beans consumed. Feel sick. Belly about to burst. Urgh.

Weird lunch alert:

White crab meat with loads of tabasco
Carrots and Hummous
Almond stuffed olives

and a jam doghnut and two mini rolls for desert

WHHHYYYYY did you have to mention turkey drummers?!!

24 Jaffa cakes yesterday , then 2/3 of a 2-person apple crumble in two sittings, with masses of Caramel Chew Chew ice cream with each portion.

39+4 and I don't think the bump is all baby

Really grateful that the urge for disgraceful quantities of cake (any sort) has now left me at 34 weeks. Don't even fancy cake much now but do like a double glug of Gaviscon Advance at bedtime "just in case" when in fact I haven't had any heartburn for a few weeks now, rather if just tastes like pudding?!? shame

24 jaffa cakes? That's two packets?

I unwrapped a sticky sweet today and it fell on my classroom floor. For a brief moment I contemplated eating it anyway then remembered that would be grim and besides, I had more in my bag.

This post really should have a 'like' button! Love it

This post really should have a 'like' button! Love it

Anytime I visit a supermarket I accidentally neck a whole large bottle of innocent apple or orange juice between paying and the car, and may have eaten 5 doughnuts in 2hrs the other day, tescos had 10 for £1, it was just a good job dp stuck the other pack on a shelf I can't reach. I'm nearly 29wks.