Hello, i'm back (got some stronger patches from the clinic). Went to the shop before for a baby mag and the only one they had was called 'I'm Pregnant'...£6.99!!!!! I looked behind it hoping to find 'I'm Skint!', but...no.
turnwest, congratulations and welcome. Preston isn't very far from me (i live in Haslingden, East Lancs) and you are more than welcome to pop round for a brew anytime (i'm sure you'll eek some semblance of a conversation out of me inbetween the farting and devouring of Tunnocks teacakes). However, i must warn you that my seven foot Christmas tree is still up in the lounge - our cat lives at the top of it
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marie, thank you for the encouragement. It really does bother me, the absence of my libido due to medication, but, to be honest, i think it's natural when you have two people out of work and in each other's pockets 24/7. We love each other dearly and i am mindful not to make DP unloved (i give cracking blowjobs) 
Bee, i love Oxford...it's so pretty and posh!
Angelico, how did you get on with the midwife, love? Do tell.
milk, i do hope you're feeling better soon
(these flowers purportedly mean 'thanks' but from me they mean 'keep your chin up, love, and step away from the toilet bowl'.
Well, DP is away in Preston all day today picking his son up from school and going swimming etc. I'm really lonely and bored when he's not here. I really wish i was working.
You know when there's only 12 weeks til Christmas and everyone panics 'cos they know how fast that time will elapse? Well...this first trimester is nothing like that!! Every single week is going to feel like forever (for those of us unfortunates who have to wait 12 wks for our first scan). And telly is poo tonight, except for the glorious One Born Every Minute (tonight there's an emergency as a baby's shoulders get stuck once the head is out...GRRRrreat!!)
On an even happier note, i've just bought Heat magazine and there are fifty (yes, FIFTY) stars minus their makeup. Hurrah!!! "Who Let The Dogs Out?! 
Ooooh! I'm so horrible, aren't I?