GetOrfMoiLand's PissOnMoiStick pregnancy test thread

[GetOrfMoiLand]

NO I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET

Ready for later.

Shall I keep this name or go back to getOrf.

I feel like I am wearing a slightly uncomfortable dress.

lol at fellatio - no, I will still hang round chat and AIBU boring you all to death. I mean how difficult can babies be?

DietCoke - ooh yes I think you're a reg

I like the new name POMS! Oooh and you have your own emoticon

POMS - that was very confusing, because suddenly I couldn't see you anymore!

anyway, thank you, I have read the whole thread (so far) and it's lovely that everyone is so excited about ttcing and POASing.

I wanted to tell you what happened when I got home from dance:

got home, DH was in the study looking at Organ music on youtube, so we spent about half an hour looking at music and choirs (searching for John Bertalot, and me explaining he looks like Swiss Toni and then having to search for Swiss Toni cos he didn't know who he was)
then I said, "right, it's 11 o'clock, have you done with the internet? can i turn it off?".
"yes, yes, fine. let's go to bed"

"oh, hang on a minute, i just have to check something"

"Mumsnet? aaawww. :( "
"I've just got to check this one thing - GOML was POAS tonight at 8:30 and i need to know if it's positive"
DH >
"she's taking a pregnancy test! and it's all exciting cos everyone's following her!"
"oh, okay."

"aw, now thy want to try for a baby! aw :) "

jsut to clarify ""aw, now thy want to try for a baby! aw " that was said by DH, not me...

Just done my poas deed for initiation and I have got what I think is an evarporation line. Argh bloody Internet cheapies!

'Looking at organ music on youtube.' I just can't help feeling deeply cynical and uncomfortable about at statement. It sounds vaguely abnormal.

Yes POMS, I think you should go back to GOML for the time being. You can change back to POMS whenever you are, indeed, about to POAS. (I assume you will do the right thing by informing us immediately and not go off and do it in secret.)

You might start to feel a bit pressurised being POMS long-term, and people who haven't read this thread and tuther one (is there anyone on God's earth not following this? ) will keep asking you if you are PG. Twill get to be a pain.

I know this is purely anecdotal evidence. But I got a BFN 3 days after my period was due in October and let me tell you that it certainly wasn't accurate! If you've still got fizzers, I'd definitely do another one in a few more days. Happy shagging in the meantime!

Sorry for you negitive test, but good luck on TTC

Oh that's better. I know people have a mental image of me being a braying 50 something sitting my tweed clad rear on a shooting stick with this name, but so be it.

I told DP last night I changed my name to piss on a stick. He looked and said' won't they judge you for swearing?'

Lol at 'will they judge' (I mean this is mumsnet, this is what we do) and also lol at the him thinking we don't swear.

Oh nickel that is so sweet (and surreal with organ and swiss tony references )

"wont they judge you for swearing?"

your DP doesn't really get MN, does he? :o

Getorf, I think I have enjoyed this thread more than any I can remember for a long time. Hope it goes into Classics.

Stay as Getorf though, I too have this image of you being Clarissa, but I'll do my best to get over that.

My DP definitely doesn't get MN humour at all. He is outraged, embarrassed and threatened in equal measure about my user name. Tough, I say.

Fellatio - It's not that abnormal!
(although it could be construed as dodgy - he was laughing at a video entitled "could this be the world's worst rendition of

and has your DP heard of AnyFucker? that'd turn his hair white!

I keep trying to tell him that I am by no means the worst but he is outraged nonetheless.

I know your fetishes shared marital interests are harmless, but whenever you write the word 'organ' it always seems to be in some context that could be taken the wrong way by immature smutty minded types.

no wonder your DP tells you off for being rude

(you have to talk to BaroqueAroundTheClock about this too - apparently Organists are very geeky rude and think it's really funny that their instrument has innuendo )

Last night I dreamt that GOML, Reality and maybe SOH - it's hard to say, seeing as I don't actually know what any of you look like!) - were playing golf all together with your respective partners. Then we all went out drinking in Cheltenham but you dumped me and I saw some girls from sixth form who were bitchy to me.

Clearly a) I have spent too long on this thread and
b) I have deeper rejection/acceptance ishoos than I thought!!

aww..all the best with the lots of sex ttc and this has been a lovely thread. it has totally cheered up my day..mumsnet is lovely sometimes.xx

minnie - what a mad dream!

I have just been on the ovulation calendar on MN. My dates vary wildly but I put in my approximate last date of period, and it said my fertile time was at end dec/beg January (fits in with drunk NYE shagging expoilts) but that me period is not due til 17th Jan.

But I don't know how reliable those things are, it said that is only really reliable for a regular cycle. And I don't kow what the hell a luteal phase is so I just made that bit up.

So - will see if I come on Tuesday. This whole thread could have been avoided

"Will see if I come on Tuesday"

(Sorry )

Get a grip GetOrf.

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hth

Hello GetOrf - I've been here with the rest of the world Mumsnet, cheering you on

So excited you've decided to TTC - I am currently up-duffed with child #2, and will be 32 imminently...
you've got time for loads more yet :)

For what it's worth, I am with those advising you don't count your non-chickens just yet - this time round I also had been symptom spotting, but when it was the real thing it was achy bosoms that signalled that we had a bullseye!

Good luck - hope it doesn't take too long.