GetOrfMoiLand's PissOnMoiStick pregnancy test thread

[GetOrfMoiLand]

NO I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET

Ready for later.

Don't worry Trills, babies are like soooooooooo far from the agenda right now.

Which sibling can I bully into convince to have another child?

Aksherly, I should work on some friends. They're do another baby

:o at "weak looking suspects"

Ne'er mind, Getorf, you will live to piss another day.

Ahhh Reality exciting!!! Just go and buy one....it's got to be done :)

lol at everyone being broody.

I still haven't come on, still got fizzy tits.

I was amazed as Dd saying 'have loads of sex this weekend, mum' even though she said it with some asperity.

Couple of weeks ago we walked past Ann Summers, she said 'that shop is so GROOVY' and I agreed, and said that I had a very funny moment when I knocked a load of vibrators on the floor and got a fit of giggles, and DP walked off in high dudgeon.

Her face was a picture - then she put her hands over her ears.

I don't suppose you want to think about your mum lookig at vibrators

Also I love the poster upthread who take their newborns to Cheltenham Waitrose, look at the babygrows, and have a coffee and cake in teh cafe. That sounds like a wonderful plan

Right - reality POAS. let's all decamp to her thread and hopefully it will have a more satifsying denoument than mine.

Reality - please link yout POAS thread here.

OOOOOH I am so excited.

This is great. I have come on mumsnet for 4 years to blather on about shite such as eyeshadows, my weekly shop and what Karry Katona has been up to. But am all excited to come on here and talk babies now

Whereis Reality's thread?

"I have come on mumsnet for 4 years to blather on about shite such as eyeshadows, my weekly shop and what Karry Katona has been up to. But am all excited to come on here and talk babies now"

You are still going to blather on about eyeshadows, Nigella and Kerry right? It's not all going to be "Do you think moi baby should be FF or BF? I'm thinking of weaning at 17.5 weeks and 2 hours - is this a bit premature?"

Right?

Awwwww, sorry GOML. However, fantastic that you've decided a baby is the way forward. Your DD sounds a real credit to you, bless her. Keep on shagging trying.

And fingers crossed for Reality.

Oh GOD can't wait til this evening, come on reality, you need to POAS for mumsnet NOW.

(ooh this is fun putting the pressure on )

Abs - no I will still bang on about nonsense! Can't stop a habit of a MN lifetime.

You should consider the name Terry.

I agree Abs. She's one of my best favourites but you mark my words, when she starts hanging out exclusively in all the dull smug baby topics, getting new friends and forgetting me the people who knew her when she was just a random, slightly drunk gobshite on Chat, I won't stand for it.

If she thinks I'm stalking advance serching her all over the shop just so I can coo over her 12 week scan, or empathise about projectile vomiting she'd got another think coming.

(I might be interesting in helping to chose names though. )

Is she up the spout or wot? CBA to trawl through this shite just to find that out.

Okay, remember you promised.

Nice try Fellatio - I said dibs on naming the baby on previous thread. Or we could join forces ...

I have the following initial suggestions:
For a girl: Abigal (nn - Abs)
For a boy: Aberganemnomomnom (nn - Abs)

Unfortunately not bupcakes (great name btw!!) but they are now TTC!!!! [GRIN]

Yes, all lovely, but what happened to showofhands? I'm sure she said unthread that she was POAS.

So how many well known regulars are currently pissing on sticks then? GOML, Reality, Showy, and more?

or !

Ah sorry getorf, but at least you now both know you want one and can get trying

Your dd sounds great!

(Also feeling slightly and because I would love more babies but have nobody to have them with )

I am but don't think I am classed as a regular even though I'm on here every waking hour alot