GetOrfMoiLand's PissOnMoiStick pregnancy test thread

[GetOrfMoiLand]

NO I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET

Ready for later.

Blimey.

Good Luck. IYSWIM?

Good luck!

W A T C H

hurry up woman!

You'll be 8 months gone at this rate

What time am I coming back to laptop with snacks and drinks?

notsofarkingsmartphone isn't working so please don't do it while I'm on the Sch00lrun.

D'you think you could maybe, just maybe, manage to piss straight this time? Was it trying to pee on it for 5 minutes last time that caused all the problem? [patronising ]

DP is making me get two test as he doesn't trust my skills (for those who haven't seen the other thread about this saga, I took a pregnancy test last night but was errorful in pissing and result was 'inconclusive'

Hoping you get the result you want [hopeful emoticon]

This is all going to be a huge disappointment if it is negative.....

I am watching though - feeling a bit jealous as I have suddenly started feeling a bit broody and DH had a vasectomy 2 years ago!

marks place

and Reality

God i hope its positive after all this!

Pulls up a chair.

Gets popcorn.

Debates setting up a betting pool.

Go for it GOML!!!!

Oh ffs, now I'm going to have to do even less work and find this thread on my BlackBerry and bookmark it.

ROFL at "errorful in pissing"

:o at PissOnMoiStick.

Good luck - for whichever way you want this to pan out!

Ooh Reality GOOD LUCK

I know it is going to be negative afetr all this hype up.

I feel like Steffi Graf at Wimbledon.

Haven't you had that baby yet?

Ok what time are you doing this frigging test so I know what time I have put the kids to bed

Of course it's going to be negative, you fools!

Look at the other thread - there are so many posts saying 'Gosh,GOML, I didn't realise you're so young, you're so wise and insightful!'

GetOrf is, in fact, a bored aeronautical engineer (that bit is true) on the wrong side of 50 who is ripping the piss out of all of us.

In fact, I cry '<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=static-p3.fotolia.com/jpg/00/28/50/22/400_F_28502261_3iypzJEdMxLU8PQxYrW6m0pNLFzkwNjq.jpg&imgrefurl=eu.fotolia.com/id/28502261&usg=__-tkqef7R2baNHHY3HUPb8Dgf0Vk=&h=290&w=400&sz=20&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=bWqfz_7JcRF8fM:&tbnh=147&tbnw=201&prev=/images%3Fq%3Daeroplane%2Btroll%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Dactive%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26biw%3D1432%26bih%3D430%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C54&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=781&vpy=148&dur=4223&hovh=191&hovw=264&tx=112&ty=141&ei=JfsuTcb1Isys8AbKx5S4Cg&oei=JfsuTcb1Isys8AbKx5S4Cg&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=14&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:0&biw=1432&bih=430" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Troll!'

Right, I am doing the test this evening and I promise will report in by half 8.