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August 2008: Crap, how did THAT happen?

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CrispyTheCrisp · 11/05/2010 22:01

Confused
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MrsMiamla · 13/05/2010 22:15

i feel quite sorry for anyone trying to catch up on our food chatter intellectual conversation tonight

MrsMiamla · 13/05/2010 22:15

noooooo crispy!!! that's just wrong!!!!

oopsandbabycoconut · 13/05/2010 22:15

Miamla - imagine a Daily Mail journo writing about it??

CrispyTheCrisp · 13/05/2010 22:16

All the best tomorrow oops and hope tonight is VERY much more restful

I think the Lady is partaking of a sherry in one hand, hence no ability to capitalise

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LadyGardenia · 13/05/2010 22:16

Crispy that's some photoshoot you've got going on there. Is it for an X-rated vegetarian magazine?

LadyGardenia · 13/05/2010 22:17

No I'm tweeting it all to my Daily Mail column with the other hand.

MrsMiamla · 13/05/2010 22:17

good point oops! i'm just pleased my modesty isn't only being protected by a lettuce leaf

dizzydixies · 13/05/2010 22:18

intellectual chatter maybe I should take a step back again, I seem to have relowered the tone

CrispyTheCrisp · 13/05/2010 22:18

It is a very special type of award

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LadyGardenia · 13/05/2010 22:19

A lettuce leaf and a lot of swishy hair.

CrispyTheCrisp · 13/05/2010 22:19
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dizzydixies · 13/05/2010 22:20

ROFL - could you imagine me telling my family I was in my first cover shoot actually I might just do that out of badness

MrsMiamla · 13/05/2010 22:20

ha ha ha!!!

LadyGardenia · 13/05/2010 22:21

No wonder this was the Mumsnet election, when you consider the quality of the exchanges that go on here. If only GB, NC and DC had come onto this thread for a chat, we'd have shown them some vegetarian porn a good time.

MrsMiamla · 13/05/2010 22:21

eurgh! bagsey not GB!

LadyGardenia · 13/05/2010 22:22

Hope there's no rhubarb stem rearing up from that leaf there.

dizzydixies · 13/05/2010 22:22

ROFL

CrispyTheCrisp · 13/05/2010 22:22

Where are the swishy pics??

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LadyGardenia · 13/05/2010 22:22

Sorry Miamla luck of the draw.

LadyGardenia · 13/05/2010 22:24

Oh dear sorry rofling at Miamla needing dry knickers after leaders debate. WHERE has the tone of this thread gone, I am a slattern respectable mother of two you know!!!

MrsMiamla · 13/05/2010 22:25

girls, its been fun as always but its time for me to head upstairs, to bed...alone....WITHOUT GB!!

MrsMiamla · 13/05/2010 22:25

i was as pure as the driven snow before i met you lot!

MrsMiamla · 13/05/2010 22:26

like fuck i was

LadyGardenia · 13/05/2010 22:26

Night night ducks am off too. x