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August 2008: Crap, how did THAT happen?

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CrispyTheCrisp · 11/05/2010 22:01

Confused
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CrispyTheCrisp · 13/05/2010 21:59

Eating chilli snack a jacks i'll have you know

No cheese oops

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MrsMiamla · 13/05/2010 22:00

RUN FOR COVER!!!!

dizz...you grab the cream, i've got the pie and ice cream

oops... better grab your condensed milk before anyone tries to steal it off you

CrispyTheCrisp · 13/05/2010 22:00

Due date 19 Aug

I am an original not fake Aug08 Lady

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RedLentil · 13/05/2010 22:00

I've only eaten one slice of toast and a sauce or rice and peas all day sir.

Have we sorted out the constitutional arrangements for the thread after this one? This one won't last the night.

CrispyTheCrisp · 13/05/2010 22:02

miamla darling, don't forget. You cannot run . Mwah Mwah

And i only came onto the Aug thread after having a barney with people claiming that having a CS was a cop out easy option and i had failed as a mother not to give birth naturally

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dizzydixies · 13/05/2010 22:04

Oh aye, run for fecking cover?!!? ON YOUR OWN PREGGERS, YOU CAN'T LAND ME IN IT AND EXPECT ME TO TAKE THE FLACK IN YOUR PLACE

evening crispy, are you well darling? how was your visit with your friend?

glad to hear you've managed something Red

oopsandbabycoconut · 13/05/2010 22:04

Crispy appears and everyone runs for cover and the thread is silent!

CrispyTheCrisp · 13/05/2010 22:04
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dizzydixies · 13/05/2010 22:05

thank feck for ignorant, opinionated people in that case Crispy

MrsMiamla · 13/05/2010 22:06
CrispyTheCrisp · 13/05/2010 22:07

Nice deflection from your cheese claims there oops

Lovely day thanks dizz, but a tad tired from 4hrs driving the tin box hairdryer masquerading as a car

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LadyGardenia · 13/05/2010 22:07

Crispy is lying re. snack a jacks she's been horsing Camembert and Double Gloucester.

Red is lying re eating sauce on toast, she actually hasn't done that.

dizzydixies · 13/05/2010 22:07

no award for me did you not see the word salad earlier on !?!?!??

MrsMiamla · 13/05/2010 22:07
LadyGardenia · 13/05/2010 22:09

I came here legitimately.

oopsandbabycoconut · 13/05/2010 22:09

Crispy - The one thing I have learnt from MN is always have a disclaimer at the ready

Ladies it has as always been fab but i need to go to bed as have hosp at stupid o'clock in the morning. Sleep well everyone I hope the sugar rush doesn't keep anyone awake and hyper too long

LadyGardenia · 13/05/2010 22:10

crispy are you in insurance car? what is status?

MrsMiamla · 13/05/2010 22:10
LadyGardenia · 13/05/2010 22:10

Good luck at hostapal oopsy.

CrispyTheCrisp · 13/05/2010 22:10

Indeed dizz

I think you lot all laughed at me when i asked to join saying you lot all seemed more sane than the rest of the vipers on MN

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LadyGardenia · 13/05/2010 22:11

sticks swot pin into cyteen

clatters miamla with blackboard duster

sorry not sure why I am starting all these fights

and without caps too

oopsandbabycoconut · 13/05/2010 22:12

Been drinking in detention LG?

MrsMiamla · 13/05/2010 22:12

yeah, hope it all goes well tomorrow oops

dizzydixies · 13/05/2010 22:13

Lady - just remember you were at the back of the class earlier, don't think we haven't noticed you trying to sneak up the front

Oops - sleep well and fingers crossed for a better night all round

MrsMiamla · 13/05/2010 22:13