August 2008: Crap, how did THAT happen?

[CrispyTheCrisp]

ooh yeah baby! as long as i can have a blob of double cream to put on my ice cream and then it'll go all hard and oooh my my

I love condensed milk I think it comes from being at boarding school when we used to sneak it in in tubes and eat it in bed or squirt it into our porridge in the morning to make it taste like food!

lordy, its double/ice cream porn

sorry, still not getting the condensed milk love!

i'm with dizz on the double/ice cream porn

at ice cream/cream porn. I had golden syrup and sprinkles on mine yesterday.

eurgh golden syrup? i'm soooo not ever coming to yours for pudding oops!!

miamla - you're getting it ALL wrong, of course you will go as Oops will be a remarkable hostess and provide ALL options for desert/pudding and there will be no conflict of interest as she will eat all the golden syrup & condensed milk leaving all the double/ice cream for you

job done

Miamla - I have weird sweet tooth, I don't like choccie/cake icing/cream based puds but will happily eat syrup sarnies or condensed milk out the can.

feck, just seen crispy on FB - hide the chocs/condensed milk/pudding/cream/ice cream/golden syrup

rofl

stop! i'm going to wet myself...literally!!

Who eating what - not us, never wasn't us honest guv.

oooh, this is a lovely stick of carrot i've just found... would anyone care to join me? i've got some celery here too

oooh - I have some low fat dip too would you like to share

actually feck it, am blaming you two - I started with a salad and you lead me astray with your smooth talk of calorific goodies

twas them, honest guvnor - they made me do it

and i quote

"I have double cream I can bring to the table if that helps??"

sorry dizz but you're in at the deep end with us!

damn you and your photographic memory

By dizzydixies Thu 13-May-10 21:11:09
plenty of chocolate here - seriously DH has appeared with an AERO bar, caramel and a dairy milk bar - all large and we have 4 of traitorous Bibi's cupcakes too

sorry

no really, stop it..... i will wee myself and it'll be all your fault oops/dizz

Oops who's fecking side are you on anyway?!!??!??!

weirdo condensed milk eating wench that you are!!!

last time I stick up for you and your dodgy sweet toothed habits

Collapsed in a drunk heap somewhere, I think not I am from SARF LONDON I'll have you know, it takes more than three beers and a sniff of wine to inebriate me.

Just been cooking and eating our curry, that's all

Love all the talk of how we found each other I should have been on the September thread since that was my original due date, but only joined MN after my 12 week scan gave a date of Aug 24th. Good old NHS, getting it wrong to get it right, as it were.

And [vom] at the very thought of cheesecake with pastry - does anyone really make such an abomination? Biscuits or nowt.

Miamla - I will send you a few of my TenaLady if you like.

Ahem........

Seargent Crispy is in the room

Cyteen - we had cheesecake at Patisserie Valerie and DH was horrified at the pastry base!