April 2009 - Episode 12 - 'I'm wearing mine pink one Princess Tutu'

[Feierabend]

Here we go!

So the boiler man has just left. Ellen had blue lips yesterday. Wasn't much fun. How is everyone today?

Fei - Shame about the house. Something better is obviously meant to be.

When the hell did you se a toddler eat dog poo? Vom.
Holly opened a nappy the other day and I could barely cope with her own poo on her hands. But a dog's poo in her mouth? OH MY GIDDY AUNT

Zulu - How frightening. I am glad he is okay though.

Bronze - Did you get what you needed from your thread?
Fingers crossed your DH finds something quickly. I know that horrible feeling. I'll be thinking of you.

Bebe - I'm so sorry I missed your brthday. MANY HAPPY RETURNS for yesterday.

It was at a friend's house, she's got two little dogs and there were quite a few turds in her garden. Our children, who were about 15 months old at the time, played in the garden and two of them picked up the poo and tried to eat it (as you do). Luckily DD1 was playing elsewhere at the time!

Not good about the boiler. Why do they always break down in winter?

I have just been on a baby name thread and there were lots and lots of people on there who hated the name Hazel . They said it was chavvy, boring, plain, ugly. Oh well, my Hazel will grow up to be posh, interesting, and pretty.

And by the way, since I've been on the name threads where I really shouldn't have been - what is it with people mis-spelling names to make them more interesting? As in Hollie instead of Holly? Or Nickola instead of Nicola? It makes my blood boil!

How on earth is Hazel chavvy? Or any of those things. It's far too uncommon to be plain or boring.

Yes yes to annoying spellings. Meet my daughters L-N and Hol-leigh.

And my husband Androo.

LOL Puzzle. Hazle?

No no Hayzle is much prettier.

There is a thread from a lady who wants to give her baby girl the middle name Pommeline. The correct spelling is Pomeline... but that's not really the point. The poor girl.

Nah, Hayzle is too American for me

No Fei, should be Hazelle, or Hazella, sounds far more exotic

I saw that names thread as well and thought sod off, I know a gorgeous little girl called Hazel.

Puzzle blue lips = bad

Pomeline? sounds like a fruit.

Look at the sibling name suggestions

Hazella - Counterfeit Nutella

LOL

Fanny is a much under-used name IMHO. Did you not read the Faraway Tree? I might call my next child Fanny whether it be blue or pink.

Ondine? Sounds like iodine.

That's exactly what she looked like. Poor scrap.

My younger brother has always threatened to call his first child Fanny. Regardless of gender. Sounds even worse when you know what my maiden name was.

I do call her Hazella sometimes...

I always used to snigger at Titty in Swallows and Amazons.

Come on. Spill.

Hehe

You could have Titty and Fanny...

Rutter

On that Namipedia thing there was a Porsha

You lot are hilarious.

Feier, I desperately want Hazel to be my girl's name if I ever have one, but DH doesn't like it . It is beautiful.

Fanny Rutter! ROFL

I always thought Candida was an odd name choice for a girl. It's the name of a yeast infection FFS! Might as well go all out and call her Chlamydia.