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April 2009 - Chapter 6 - The one where Nutty reappears and the babies eat FOOD!

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Swaliswan · 16/09/2009 14:32

I hope that this will do you all as the last thread ran out.

Let the fun and chocolate eating commence...

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Feierabend · 06/10/2009 09:12

...when we were all ill on holiday...

Swaliswan · 06/10/2009 09:19

Morning All.

Has anyone thought of a new thread title yet?

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Guimauve · 06/10/2009 09:25

Ah, birth vid thread v funny. Especially all the YABVUs wading in without reading the thread way after the reveal!

New thread titles......

Bicnod · 06/10/2009 09:26

Glad my DH isn't the only one who irritates by breathing loudly...

...Gui, please feel free to rant at my DH all day - I'm sure it will help

That birth vid thread was hilarious - the best bit was all the posters coming in at the end who didn't realise it was a wind up... one of the posts was "YABVU - nobobdy wants to see your vagina"

Bebe - pizza pizza pizza mmmmmmmmmmmmm... do it do it do it, it'll make you feel better.

I think one of the reasons I'm so mean to DH at the moment is that he seems to think that everything is back to 'normal' now and that I've got no reason to be narky as he's awake just as much as I am now that O isn't feeding (just waking to be settled) at night (O's bedroom is practically the same as our room as there's just a metre of corridor between them - so you can hear everything when O is awake/being settled). But I don't feel normal - I feel fat, mood-swingy, totally drained and knackered, totally in love with my little boy but desperate to feel like 'me' again. I'm also very worried about the fact that we've hardly had sex since O was born (and hardly when I was pregnant) and I'm so scared that we're slipping into just being O's mum and dad and not actually a couple anymore in our own right.

Sorry - that was a bit of a depressing rant.

Feierabend · 06/10/2009 09:26

Baby-led weeing and the great re-usable nappy test

Where Kara starts walking and the other babies learn to roll

Just brain dumping really...

Swaliswan · 06/10/2009 09:26

Don't you just love feeding a snotty baby?!

(That's not a suggestion for a thread title, BTW)

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Bicnod · 06/10/2009 09:27

Gui - xposts

Feierabend · 06/10/2009 09:29

Where we bitch at our DHs as much as we want...

Guimauve · 06/10/2009 09:29

Purely from my own contributions to the previous page - "Chapter 7 - Llamas, scary fake meat, cock rings and a nice ripe pear...."

God I'm depraved! Could a post-natal thread title be any less wholesome?

Swaliswan · 06/10/2009 09:29

I love the baby led weeing one, Fei.

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Bicnod · 06/10/2009 09:29

I think we should have titsbots in the title somewhere

bebemoo · 06/10/2009 09:31

lol

Feierabend · 06/10/2009 09:31

Titsbots and tots bits...

Or will that attract the paedophiles out there

Swaliswan · 06/10/2009 09:32

baby led weeing, titsbots and

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Feierabend · 06/10/2009 09:32

Where we do baby-led weeing into our titsbots...

Guimauve · 06/10/2009 09:32

Bicnod - have you started calling each other Mummy and Daddy, instead of proper names?

But seriously - I think that, for us wimmin, we will always be X's Mum first and foremost, and our DPs' Ps a very close but still second second!

Guimauve · 06/10/2009 09:33

ROFL at tits and bots!

Feierabend · 06/10/2009 09:33

We have

No wonder I don't think dh is hot any more!

Guimauve · 06/10/2009 09:35

Grrrr....you are my hot Daddy!

Bleeeeeeee!

(or do I mean Electra vom?)

Swaliswan · 06/10/2009 09:35

I have to call DH Daddy otherwise DD1 marches around shouting for him using his Christian name

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Guimauve · 06/10/2009 09:36

I love you guys! I haven't had so much fun on here in ages! Poor H is having to entertain himself with a cooking show!

Feierabend · 06/10/2009 09:36

Haha, DD1 has started calling DH his Christian name... he always replies, 'Daddy to you'.

Feierabend · 06/10/2009 09:37

Excuse me a minute, must go and make some toast!

Feierabend · 06/10/2009 09:37

Bebe can I have some of your nutella please?

Guimauve · 06/10/2009 09:39

May I have some toast? I have no bread until I bake it later!

Who is going to take responsibility for the thread then? Swali did this one and I did the one before - it's on you Fei, Bebe, Bicnod and BB.

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