April 2009 - Chapter 6 - The one where Nutty reappears and the babies eat FOOD!

[Swaliswan]

I hope that this will do you all as the last thread ran out.

Let the fun and chocolate eating commence...

Though for you we could make it robot porn - 'Ooh, RoboDoc, I have this terrible pain in my diodes....' - we could borrow Tigga's sports bra/ breast pump fembot ensemble as a costume...

....and maybe take a look at my flanges...

Enjoy! xx

Nice one! Can I have a tax rebate?

nope nothing! hurumph.

Hang on a cotton pickin second - do you not pay tax during mat leave??

Interesting.....but I'm so crap at tax things! So, if I've paid tax on my salary during mat leave, I can have it back???

Right you wait til I get back to work on Monday - that salary woman will love my random emails....

its 19.48 and my husband and son are both asleep snoring away and I am sat here by my merry self watching strictly and X factor. Seriously. How sad can it get? Oh and they have been asleep for AN HOUR already!!

Oh Ok so for the 6 weeks you pay 90% you should only pay 90% of your tax - in which case I think that is what's already happened. hurumph!

i didn't take mat leave until April so the new tax year so I wont get any tax back until the next tax year would I? Gosh this is too taxing (get it) for my saturday night brain!

Yes but I have already eaten a pack of maltesers (and not the small single pack )