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April 2009 - Chapter 6 - The one where Nutty reappears and the babies eat FOOD!

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Swaliswan · 16/09/2009 14:32

I hope that this will do you all as the last thread ran out.

Let the fun and chocolate eating commence...

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Guimauve · 02/10/2009 22:14

That sounds like some kind of feline erotica! Is that what Wriggly's cat has been using her credit card for?

Guimauve · 02/10/2009 22:17

'Ample' shaft also not very exciting prospect. Ample? I don't want ample. I want plentiful, excessive, abundant! Ample sounds like 'just enough, but not too much, don't want to over do it!'.

Think I may be over-tired!

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WrigglyFish · 02/10/2009 22:22

Oh wow I've missed you girls.

I'm back one short evening and turns out Smutty is the source of my pussy's porn.

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WrigglyFish · 02/10/2009 22:32

Filthy beast. He's twining around my legs as I type. Probably wants the computer as dying to get online to PurrrrvesRUs.com

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WhatFreshHellIsThis · 02/10/2009 22:38

Hmmm. WrigglyFish, there has been very little smut on this thread lately, and now it's all started again, and strangely, coincides with......your return!

Ergo, QED, logically, I'm afraid the catalyst for smut is YOU!

Really glad you're back

WrigglyFish · 02/10/2009 22:39
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WrigglyFish · 02/10/2009 22:43
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WhatFreshHellIsThis · 02/10/2009 22:44

Right, I have iced the cake, vacuumed up the earth where DP and DS1 knocked over a plant pot yesterday (yes, yesterday ) tidied up a bit, hung out the nappies to dry, cleaned out the washing machine filter and established with certainty that yes, Orbit is definitely swallowing pear, carrot and something green that I declined to look at closely (aren't washable nappies great ) and now I'm off to bed.

Still have to pack food, my and DP's clothes, toys, books, DVDs and shoes.

Probably won't have time to post tomorrow so have a lovely week, ladies! May all babies eat well, sleep well, and giggle lots. And that goes for the grown ups too.

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WrigglyFish · 02/10/2009 22:50

Have a lovely holiday WFH. Well done on the clear up. And happy nappy gazing. Love washable nappies.

WrigglyFish · 02/10/2009 22:55

Better get to bed myself. DH unlikely to be much help with the kids tomorrow after his night out, so I had better get my beauty sleep in while I can. Promise to try and log on more regularly than I have been doing. Really have missed you all.

x

mrsgboring · 03/10/2009 04:23

been up since 1.15 with snotty wide awake e. am i alone?

have lovely hols wfh (spect you've already gone)

Bicnod · 03/10/2009 07:42

Poor you Mrs G... if its any consolation, having slept through the previous night, O was up half the night last night too. These babies.

WFH - have a fab time in Cornwall - whereabouts are you going?

Lulu and Nutts - your cat smut shenanigans cheered me up after a rubbish night

Right - better get on with life

Guimauve · 03/10/2009 07:53

Life? Don't talk to me about life. I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side...

Guimauve · 03/10/2009 08:37

This morning we experimented with breakfast! I had my porridge with some apple/ raisin/ cinnamon on, and I got H a little bit of porridge with some more mascarpone in it, and a piece of steamed apple. The first spoonful of porridge was smeared over his face as a face masque, after which we realised he really needed to hold the spoon a little closer to the food end He was able to steer the spoon into his mouth reasonably well, but enjoyed gumming the spoon itself more than the contents. Grabbed the apple with relish, but it was a bit too soft (stupid to use Bramley, really!) and mostly went splat! on the floor. I think a little of something may have gone down, though hard to tell as everything was smeared so thinly. However, only had to do a wipe down of his face and hands, not a full-body wash! I think he'll be eating on my lap for a couple of weeks until his sitting up is more stable.

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Guimauve · 03/10/2009 08:40

No hugs needed my love! 'Tis Marvin the Paranoid Android from Hitchhikers' Guide!

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