April 2009 - Chapter 5 - The one where no-one is allowed to feel guilty (except about all the chocolate...)

[Guimauve]

There will be chocolate fines for the guilty!

imagine a clock, one hand at 6, one between 2 and 3 - I'm bendy and all but not THAT bendy

Ok you reeled me back in.

So like Gonzo's nose?

Good lord. That would require some serious acrobatics!

Speaking of such low-brow matters, I have to brag here (because where else can I?!) - I bought a mooncup the month a got pregnant, before I knew, obviously. Then forgot I had it. So I never got to use it before this month. You can buy two sizes - one for if you're under 30 and haven't had a vaginal birth, or a bigger one if those aren't both the case. My small, young / non-birthed vagina size still fits

Argh, he just predicted the lottery numbers. I don't understand. Scary stuff!

Yes and it's fair to say I wasn't the most sympathetic I do believe the phrase 'What the F is that?!' came out of my vodka-induced self!

Ooh, our thread is on the 'most active' list once again!

& alcohol is a marvellous thing

The actual lottery numbers?

Moon cups also scare me.

BB - Do you know what ever became of him? I only ask because very well have topped himself that night.

ha - now we need nutts back so we can be on there permanently - xx

Alcohol is marvellous but also very very bad!

Yes, it would appear so. I mean obviously he can't have done, but I don't know how he gave the illusion of it. It was all live & everything. He had 5 ping pong balls on a stand which you could see the whole time. & a tv. Then they read out the numbers on BBC1 & he wrote them down on a piece of card. Then stood behind the balls & turned the balls around (by the stand, so he didn't touch the balls) & the numbers on the back of them matched. I don't understand!

PUZZLE don't say that - apparently he looked very lost walking out our house looking for the train station No i know he was fine because at some point I had given him my number and he kept texting asking to go out (yes even after that!!)

did he right the number before or after they came up on BBC -

He wrote the number on the card after, to hold as a comparison against the numbers on the balls which appeared to be already there.

& wow, I think you should've given him a chance just for the persistence!

Auld - just got your chicken reference

Ah no. he obviously had someone or something telling him the numbers!

But they were already on the balls. You could see the balls (but not what was written on them) the whole time. I don't know how he'd have put the numbers on them afterwards. Of course it must be a trick, but I really have no idea how.

The thread about the Derren Brown thing - only the very end of it is relevant, as it started a couple of days ago.

Oops, nodded off. I'm really going to bed now. Goodnight. x

Night puzz - i best get off too - night night xxx

"..don't wanna be....all by myseeeeeeelf..."

Feeling very old - 21?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - not even a coy "21 again", a real bona fide "nearly 21". Cripes that's how young my mum was when she had me.

Oh FFS. Some of us are here, day in day out, tolerating the tumbleweeds. Then you two return and go and you have a big conversation, with animal sex and ladyboys and everything, and I went to bed at 10

Sorry Guimauve - would you like to talk about ladyboys this morning?

If it's any consolation you must be very well rested, however I look like a dog's arse with a son that has decided 5.30 is his new play time xxx

Did you see, did you see- Nutty gets her broadband back NEXT WEEK - Get on.

Morning all.
Right, I have a list of things to do about the length of Great Expectations, so won't be around much .
Hope you all have a nice day, I look forward to reading screeds of posts about ladyboys and other delights on my lunch break.