April 2009 - Chapter 5 - The one where no-one is allowed to feel guilty (except about all the chocolate...)

[Guimauve]

There will be chocolate fines for the guilty!

I don't know, Puzzle. My shagpile comment went totally unchecked How can she leave us like this? We need her.

BB, it's aspirational, don'tcha know. I thought you worked in PR

She's a bitch.

ooh, Springy is back in triplicate

Hello, BB!!!!!!
Feels like old times. But we do need Nutty.

I have just done a mountain of ironing while listening to the Archers online. I am middle-aged.

The thought of seeking out The Archers in France makes me shake my head a little, Auld I am far too youthful to approve

I have just done a mountain of cocaine whilst listening to dogs having sex in my garden. I am kidding.

It's not aspirational - it's depressing - stupid stupid people!

Do you reckon if we all gang up on the brizzle broadband people they will install it quicker so we can get Nutts back??!!

I completely missed the shagpile comment -

I'm feeling absurd tonight, I haven't even had a drink. Must be Springy's influence.

about the dogs or cocaine?!!

I blame her - dirty cow - when you meet her she looks so sweet and innocent... that's how she tricks you!

The dogs of course, that would just be wrong.

Springy, I still love you. You can be my other wife, particularly if you bring cow print fabrics to the table. I have some useful materials for that optional module dealing with Victorian dominant ideology of women.

Anyone looking forward to drinking at (dare I say) Christmas? I am starting to think about Baileys, pate, cheeses, Gin.

Anyone know of or done a ladyboy? I mean the drink combination before you think i'm being pervy.

I will indeed bring cow print fabrics to the table, Boff. Anything for you, my love

Which reminds me BB - we have one of those cow cups now too! Snap!

I'm going to pretend like I'm not getting the blame for your debauchery. I am the picture of innocence.

What on earth is Boff up to?

grind, grind, grind

thrust, thrust, thrust

Puzzle, you deliberately phrased that ambiguously. & totally had me going

In response, no. To either kind. What is the drink?

I'm looking forward to going out & getting incredibly drunk for my 21st next month. Oooooh yeah.

(or should that be ?)

Springy, go on, then, give me some recommendations for things to listen to.

I am not sure about the animal sex/lesbian bigamy vibes on here. What is the early 21st C dominant ideology of women and do we embody it? Discuss, with reference to bla, bla, bla...

OMG, your 21st???????

Am knackered. Long day. DP home late. Boys both being demons. Can't see straight.

hello BB and Springy.

night all

p.s. haven't had a ladyboy, but have had many cocksucking cowboys. Any similarities?

x-posts!! I am old & crabbit, not you, WFH!

Is it really bad that I think that that's quite an interesting question? Even without any literature aspect?

& I have absolutely no idea. I did download Lady Gaga's album last night, but I acknowledge it's not to everyone's taste. I'm rubbish at music. Apart from Take That. Take That is indisputable. & I also don't follow any tv soaps or anything, so perhaps that's my aversion to the Archers too?

Me, Me, I am! I am!!

Ladyboy?? not yet - am off to google it x

Springy maybe one for next month x