May 2007 - I beg of you... Come out, come out wherever you are Scoot.

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We needed a new thread. It took blardy ages to load.

Now where are you Scoot?

Don't awaken my D/s fetish, dh is tired and I've got a sore throat and I've just sterilised the clamps and shackles from last time. The neighbours are sick of the screaming, I've got corns from the stilettos and I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to spray on latex.

Desist.

Still waters really do run deep. It's just a façade isn't it, that hippy, fresh faced, girl from the country image?

I had heard rumours about Norfolk. And Portsmouth.

Happy to confirm rumours

She is fresh faced and hippyish. Just with a dark twist.

Jam did you do that pregnancy test???

OMG Jam, how did we let that one slip?

My bf has just called to say dh is on his way home, pissed. All I wanted was a tin of condensed milk.

Drink quickly or go to bed. I hate it when they roll in drunk.

Dh off to the pub in a minute, he never goes to the pub. Been invited by a few men on the block

I am going to catch up on my trash TV recorded since he has been home.

SOH what an absolute bugger about him working again at Xmas. Will you stay with your parents?

Come here instead Tis fun. No way will be able to convince Tilda it is any day but Xmas day though

Where did he go to buy condensed milk that caused him to come back pissed? A brewery? You know I read that as 'my boyfriend has just called to say dh is on his way home, pissed' and thought it was the title of a Springer/Lake special where pissed is American vernacular for angry. Are you going to point your hormones at him?

Everything I know btw, gleaned from Gin herself.

I'm wearing a massive knitted cardigan in 3845 colorus with a pixie hood and tassles. Dominatrix I ain't. Well not Thursdays, Thursdays I watch Supernatural and muse. Pretty angels you see.

Jammy are you pg?

Gin, are you? Rooting for dh staying for longer btw.

Yes I did test found an old one in the cupboard but we lost the instructions so we think it was negative Pretty sure if it was any other way I would have vast quantities of pukiness by now.

I love reading all your random banter but it means I have not done my housework and the kitcjen is knee deep in dog hair so no more funny chat I must hoover.

Yes will come to yours for Christmas and bah humbug in the corner. I'll stay for N's birthday too so I can point and call him old for all of the 3 days until my birthday and I catch him right back up again.

Sod the hoovering Jammy. Tell dp to do it. Talk to us about sexual fetishes.

Shame, jam. It could be wrong though.

I've got my tin of condensed milk. But it's 10 o'clock, not much feckin use now is it?

ts the new way to post TMAM no preview with eclectic spelling tis all the rage doncha know.

I know nothing of sexual fetish I am pure as the driven snow with only a little bit of yellow snow.

DP would not know where the hoover is if it bit him on the arse I know this as I havnt hoovered for a wk to see if anyone else would do it but no the hoover fairy is on holiday so it falls to me.

TMAM are you making tablet I love tablet my grandpa make the best in the world.

At least he remembered the condensed milk i suppose >

I quite like the 'sweeping everything off the desk to make room for naked writhing bodies' fantasy myself. I just need a desk

HELLO!

MrsJB - what a total shitter!! Was a little that they can just decide to stop her going and then try again another time. What the hell are you going to do? I guess the cupboard will be used a fair bit.... . Good news that M doesnt need surgery right now. I hope that the next scan shows that it is on the mend.

LG&T - how lovely to have N back for a few more weeks. I hope that it means that you can have him around for all the important stuff.

Sorry to see that SOH & TMAM have been a bit I hope that you are both back on top form ASAP, although having read your little convo this afternoon i dont think it will be long

JAM - you think is was negative........ i would be straight out there buying another just to double check... could be a pink one and not cause the sickness..... We need more pg ladies because once Pink has had her little one we will be very quiet

Had a good few days with my little Lucy. She is just so chilled out and only squeaks if she is hungry. Day 5 today and she had her heel prick test and was weighed for the first time - 7lbs 11oz, which means she only lost 4oz. The milk bar is now fully stocked and am feeling quite top heavy! She feeds really well and seems to be going 2/3hrs between feeds. Last night was brilliant, she woke every 2 hours between 6.30pm and 6.30am which meant that i got 4 lots of 1.5hr sleep slots. I'm really pleased as i was only getting 7hrs sleep before she arrived (although i guess is wasnt broken).

Her registered today, so she is now 'officially' a person .

I do think i have done a tad too much today as i also walked up to school to get J - will be taking it easy tomorrow.

Big waves to those i have missed xx

Oh for god's sake, you young folk are all far too frisky for me tonight, with all your chat of hoovering, sexy school girls and nekkid writhing.

I'm going to bed to read a good book.

Aw dream of me TMAM

AM i am missing her! Glad your milk came in and she is feeding well How is E now?

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Be good.

Look after Ginny until she's all better again.

You've been brilliant.

I've been ShowOfHands (and several other names).

Thank you London and goodnight.

Show of Hands has left the building.

You dirty minxes, glad to hear things improving or if not the drink is helping

Night night, am having an early one. Sleep that is.

Jeee who needs to dance if the threads like this in the evening? I missed it again! Although of course I am sweet and innocent and would have had no input...... sex is yukkk anyway I will probably never have to do it again, dh is haing second thoughts on wanting a 4th!

Cupboard had a spring clean today, excavated the mouldy bread and butter crumbs, found some great carvings on the inside, what do they mean she's not ready for school? I'm going with you now SOH, I'll keep my disobiediant little angel if they don't want her she will become a domesticated godess instead, we will breath the Autumn air taking long walks in the leaves, collecting objects for sticking, make yummy goodies for the other two angels and enjoy every minute of each others company. Will we heck!

TMAM J is in a world of her own apparently, Ah Maitress, Oui, the world of a 2yr old!!

SOH I'd like a 3485 coloured cardi, fancy a swap for an oversized pair of fadded black joggers? I'll throw in a gingerbread man if it intices you a little more?

AM glad Lucy is being a sweetie. Give her a sniff squeeze for me.

She's gone you know

Eek at SOH's disappearance (and not even on FB any more).

Hush with all the baby talk, I can't be made to feel broody with a hungry 7 month old around.

Doooooooonnnnnnnnntttttttt goooooooooooooooo.

I don't understand, why has she gone?

Sorry did I miss something why as she left our shores?

Why has she gone?

TMAM... a question for you, my clever French speaking lady.

Can you explain/translate this. je ne les avais pas vu dans la voiture quand nous nous sommes croisé ce matin.

I understand the sentence, I think. She used "les" in place of the pronown "les filles" yes? but why nous nous? Is it when we passed you? We were talking about the girls being a nightmare shopping this morning and that we'd passed each other in the car on the way there if that helps at all. God, I'll NEVER get to grips with writing like the french.... It's SOOOO hard!