October 08 - Clapping, kissing, waving, crawling, sleeping our babes can do it all!

[Marthasmama]

Ummm....Ooops I need to copy and paste that list don't I?

10th Sept (Due 1st Oct) - loulou33 - Boy - Joe Louis David - 6lbs 12oz - Induction due to rhesus sensitivity, G&A.
16th Sept (Due 8th Oct) - Ksal - Girl - Emma Rae - 6lbs - Just beat induction for PE!
21st Sept (Due 5th Oct) - myjobismum - Girl - Naomi Caitlin - 5lbs 10oz - Fast and furious hospital birth.
22nd Sept (Due 10th Oct) - Lozza70 - Boy - Sander Gene - 7lbs 5oz - Em C-Sec due to raised BP and high ALTs from liver.
2nd Oct (Due 12th Oct) - star6 - Boy - Quinlan - 5lbs 15oz - 36hr labour, ventouse and stitches.
3rd Oct (Due 6th Oct) - Bethoo - Girl - Maia - 7lbs -
4th Oct (Due 30th Sept) - Aubergenie - Boy - Stanley - 7lbs 12oz -
5th Oct (Due 4th Oct) - hedgepig - Boy - Oliver - 6lbs 3oz -
5th Oct (Due 29th Sept Oct) - CherryChoc - Boy - Ryan - 6lbs 11oz - 3 day labour with natural birth in hospital
8th Oct (Due 6th Oct) - ronshar - Boy - William Dexter - 7lbs 11oz -
9th Oct (Due 17th) - Marthasmama - Girl - Martha - 7lbs 10oz - Elective c-sec
10th Oct (Due 1st Oct) - CantSleepWontSleep - Boy - Duncan Elliot - 8lbs 4oz - 4 day induction with 1 hour established labour!
12th Oct (Due 4th Oct) - pistachio - Boy - Thomas Fraser - 10lbs 2oz - Homebirth.
13th Oct (Due 15th Oct) - jrsqueak - Boy - Joshua - 7lbs 2oz - Delivered in car by dh!
16th Oct (Due 11th Oct) - heather1980 - Boy - Alexander James - 9lbs 5oz - Homebirth
17th Oct (Due 10th Oct) - pepperrabbit - Girl - Jessica Rose - 7lbs 15.5oz -
17th Oct (Due 27th Oct) - Rhian82 - Boy - - - Episiotomy and ventouse.
20th Oct (Due 16th Oct) - bigmouthstrikesagain - Girl - Polly - 8lbs 7oz - Good hospital birth with synto drip.
21st Oct (Due 21st Oct) - hansnava - Girl - Sophia Leigh - 7lbs 6oz - Elective c-sec
24th Oct (Due 29th Oct) - Ekka - Boy - Matthew - 7lbs 15oz - Home water birth with gas and air.
26th Oct (Due 20th Oct) - jenwa - Girl - Phoebe Jasmine - 9lbs 2.5oz -
28th Oct (Due 23rd Oct) - RachieW - Boy - Jack - 7lbs 4oz - hospital birth, epidural, stitches, 24hrs start to finish
28th Oct (Due 31st Oct) - Jojay - Boy - Edward Alexander - 7lbs 7oz - hospital birth - gas and air, 2nd degree tear. 7 hrs start to finish.
31st Oct (Due 20th Oct) - KnickersOnMaHead - Boy - Samuel Paul - 9lbs 11oz - No stitches!
1st Nov (Due 22nd Oct) - SmudgeyDoodle - Girl - - 8lbs 2oz - Hospital water birth.
5th Nov (Due 29th Oct) - Honeymoonmummy - Girl - Poppy Grace - 6lbs 15oz -
5th Nov (Due 30th Oct) - MamaG - Boy - Harry James - 10lbs 9oz - Em C-Sec. Back to back and knotted cord around neck. 24 hours of labour first though, and don't you forget it!

No Myjob, I wasn't evil, just tremendously funny so no need to eat worms.

OUCH! I just laughed at my own post and hurt my pulled muscle.

Who wants to buy M some bits from Monsoon? She needs:

this

this

this

and

this

oh my goodness... I was in a panic, too! myjob you're naughty!

See Star, I am innocent and angelic it's Myjob who should be sent to bed early for being naughty.

lovely dress myjob.

No garage star, and our shed burned down remember! dh is half way through building the new one, but it prob wouldn't be big enough, and dh reckons that the humidity would be wrong in an outbuilding.

Yes I quite agree MM. Lovely monsoon clothes. I still enjoy my hand me downs they are all almost in perfect condition as she keeps everything clean and nice and he only wears things a few times. What a money saver after looking at all of those prices!!

lol. I'm so lame at telling off. Don't think I'd ever be able to go back to state school/public in states system.

Very pretty dress Myjob.

Well, I've kind of caught up with the thread, but I've had to skim through it so I've probably missed loads.

Glad you're feeling better MM. I'm confused though, Jenwa, are you giving up work? If so great news!

Well done on Q getting himself to sleep Star.

HMM - in answer to your question ages ago, I got a positive pregnancy test before my period was due with a Tescos test, around £3. I had a feeling that I was pregnant as I had really weird shooting pains in my back the second time and I tested early as I was going to a wedding and wanted to know whether to have a drink. Can't believe I'm off on holiday and won't be able to find out whether you're pregnant until the end of August.

Terrible news about poor Bethoo. If you're there, Bethoo I hope you're OK.

I am mightily p*ssed off. I checked my bank account and discovered that I haven't been paid. I called the payroll people today to be told that my school hadn't informed them that I had gone back to work. They might be able to send me a cheque, but we're going on holiday on Thursday so it won't arrive before we go. I've asked if they can transfer it to my bank account but I'm waiting to hear tomorrow.

CSWS - I'm not ignoring your dilemma, but I have no suggestions and am about as much use as a chocolate teapot.

Aubergenie - I hope you get the money by transfer in time for your holiday. That's a total PITA!

Has anyone else seen Jenwa's FB status?

Jenwa - If you're there are you and the girls ok? What did the police say?

oh no That's horrible for jenwa.

Hi there
Sorry took ages to log on here!

All ok, stupid pervey man, not sure if me and my friend or kids as we were all in the direction the camera was stretched out as far as his hand would go to take the pic then he hid behind the tree when he saw me watching...doh then followed us back!!! Just freaky he has a photo of us on his camera and makes me feel sick! I dont even want to imagine....!

csws can you put the table on top of your daughters bed so she stays there and sleeps big sheet over the top she may think its lik camping and like it sorry, no sensible suggestions here!

As for feet, I was looking at mine in the bath and think you tiny footed people would measure up to my big toe! I am a 7! myjob and MM and ?star I have all your feet in mine
aubergenie thats crap about your wages, bet they would have kicked up a fuss if you never returned to work so kick up a fuss about them not paying you

lol at mm and myjob with the star wars dress, made me smile and made my shitty day better, thankyou

Sorry that was rather rambled! I meant I did not know if he took a photo of me and my friend or our kids as he stretched his hand out so far forward (with his camera) towards us all, pretty obvious really he was taking a pic of either or all of us! Police going to check cctv and see if they can track him and hopefully see him follow us. We did see police by where he took a pic and I mentioned it to them so at least had already reported that part, he may have seem me report it and follow me because of it but who knows. Dirty horrible perv! Scary that he will develop his own pics and no one will ever know...yuk!

V scarey jenwa - hope you didn't go all the way home with him still following.

This is the very clever table myjob.

Ooh, and dh has just found clever table much cheaper than we saw it at today, so pressure to decide before Saturday is removed .

CSWS - That is a nice table. I don't normally like round tables but that has a nice design edge to it.

Jenwa - You did the right thing reporting it to the police. Strange man. It's a shame DH wasn't with you. You must get back in touch with the police if anything even slightly happens at home.