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April 2009 - Chapter 1: We're not pregnant, just fat!

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PuzzleRocks · 16/05/2009 18:04

We made it!

The fab April ladies and their blessed progeny...

12 Feb: Skiingone: MARIANNA 4lb 4oz
20 Feb: Glaskham: RUBY MARIE 4lb 3oz
04 Mar: Barbarella: ESTELLA, ROSANNA, OTIS
05 Mar: Kazkiss: ISABELLE FLORENCE 4lb 6oz & OLIVER THOMAS 3lb 7oz
15 Mar: Babypringle: OSCAR WILLIAM 7lb 2oz
28 Mar: Claireykitten: VIOLET ROSE 7lb 9oz
29 Mar: WhatFreshHell: FELIX DEVLIN ALEXANDER 10lb 5.5oz
31 Mar: Mumblemum: ORSON XERXES
02 Apr: Oddeyes: ELEANOR 9lb 8oz
03 Apr: Bleuravin: MEGAN LILLIAN CONSTANCE
03 Apr: Bumpalump: JACOB 8lb
04 Apr: BabyBolat: KARAHAN 6lb 5oz
05 Apr: Mrsfossil: ISLA LILIAN 7lb 10oz
06 Apr: BoffinMum: FELIX DAVID GORDON 7lb 9oz
11 Apr: SpringySunshine: GEORGE NATHAN 8lb 15oz
11 Apr: RachelinScotland: CLEMENT JAMES 8lb 14oz
11 Apr: Lou031205: ISLA SOPHIA 7lb 9oz
11 Apr: Electra: ISABELLA CAROLINE 6lb 3oz
11 Apr: AuldAlliance: ALEXANDRE 7lb 6oz
12 Apr: Phdlife: Name TBA GIRL 9lb 3oz
12 Apr: BethDivine: Name TBA GIRL 9lb 9oz
13 Apr: MathsMummy27: AMELIA CHARLOTTE
14 Apr: Purlease: ADAM 9lb 2oz
15 Apr: Juwesm: HUGO GEORGE 9lb 2oz
15 Apr: Bronze: ISAAC JOHN
15 Apr: HeidiT: HEIDI
15 Apr: Kalikaroo: Name TBA BOY 8lb
15 Apr: Minush: ZAFIRAH ROSA 7lb 12oz
15 Apr: FatandFedup: EMILIA ROSE 7lb 6oz
16 Apr: PuzzleRocks: HOLLY ELIZABETH 8lb
16 Apr: Brettgirl: HANNAH GRACE 6lb 15oz
16 Apr: ReallyTired: Name TBA GIRL
18 Apr: Staryeyed: Name TBA BOY 7lb 11oz
20 Apr: LuLuBai: SEBASTIAN 9lb
20 Apr: Swaliswan: BETH 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: Kittycatisgettingfat: GABRIELLA AUDREY BIANCA
21 Apr: B52s: SAM MARTIN 7lb 9oz
21 Apr: Schulte: HAZEL LOIS 7lb 9 oz
23 Apr: Tristaleejac: LEWIN 8lb 4oz
23 Apr: NuttyTaff: TIAHNA SKYE 8lb 8oz
23 Apr: Purplemonkeydishwasher: ISLA ELIZABETH 8lb 14oz
24 Apr: Soon2befamilyof4: TALIA 7lb 6oz
26 Apr: Carameli: THEO LAURENCE 7lb 6oz
26 Apr: Surprisenumber3: EVIE ANNE 8lb 2oz
26 Apr: Bicnod: OSCAR MATTHEW 8lb 1oz
27 Apr: Lauren61: OLIVER STEPHEN 7lb 7oz
27 Apr: Gingersarah: VERONICA ROISIN 9lb 1oz
30 Apr: MegBusset: ARCHIE 8lb 15oz
01 May: Satheresitting: Name TBA BOY
03 May: Conkertree: Name TBA BOY 8lbs 8oz
06 May: Frekkles: HARRIS MERLIN 8lb 5.5oz
07 May: TarteTatin: ALBERT JOHN
10 May: Ilovesummer: Name TBA BOY

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Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
Northernlurker · 22/05/2009 10:34

Boff - people behaving like that at the school gates is horrible. Says everything about them and nothing about you. DO NOT LET THE BASTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN! I used to be able to say that in latin - which was classier but possibly not so expressive.

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Swaliswan · 22/05/2009 10:38

Hey Carameli, I don't have time to post much but I am a big advocate of cranial osteopathy for colic. It works. Nuff said

BofftheToff · 22/05/2009 10:41

Nutty, you can't do cambelts very easily yourself. Plus once you have fixed a car up properly at least you know it will be OK. But there's a case for buying from dealers because they usually have a 3-month warranty that covers big things - ours ended up having brake pads, CD-changer and exhaust all fixed under this warranty.

Plus Nutty, if you don't eat I will drive over and force feed you!!!!!! Mothers have to eat and look after themselves!!!! It is the law!!! PS I have copied the pain manual now and might be able to send it to you today if I can get to the PO.

purplemonkeydishwasher · 22/05/2009 10:49

thank god for slings.

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LoobyLaBoobs · 22/05/2009 11:30

just got back from docs, have been admitted to hospital to go on an antibiotic drip or something?? he thinks i might have an infection in womb as well as kidneys.. ambulance picking me and ollie up soon :'(

im so fed up cant stop crying this is not good

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LoobyLaBoobs · 22/05/2009 11:34

thank you nutty i just feel like such a mess, like i cant look after oliver properly, i want to be going out with the pram and taking him to see my friends, its not how i planned it all

bronze · 22/05/2009 11:34

Oh Looby chin up. You'll feel better soon now you'll get treatment. Take care of yourself

bronze · 22/05/2009 11:36

scary Nutty said chin up too I wasnt copying

Oliver doesnt care as long as hes fed and changed. You just need to get better

bronze · 22/05/2009 11:36

It was good thanks Nutts. Foound a pair I liked, came home and ordered them for 30 quid cheaper

LoobyLaBoobs · 22/05/2009 11:40

thank you right id best go pack a hospital bag, talk soon everyone xx

Carameli · 22/05/2009 12:13

oh Looby just seen you message about hospital, just think like others said with anti'bs you will get better soon and will be out with your friends in no time at all.

PuzzleRocks · 22/05/2009 12:32

Oh shit Looby. Take care sweetheart.

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PuzzleRocks · 22/05/2009 12:35

Nutty - I feel like I spend most of my time beng bossy to Ellen now. Us second timers are all adjusting, you are not alone. DH reckons i'm being too hard on myself about it and i'm sure you are too. She seems happy enough.
I hope P loves the zoo day out.

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bronze · 22/05/2009 12:51

Ive been more grumpy with my lot too.

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AuldAlliance · 22/05/2009 13:02

random responses before Alex wakes up demanding a feed

Looby, look after yourself, that is what Oliver needs most, there's time for the outings and other stuff once you are in a state to enjoy them. Thinking of you...

Nutty, I have already posted about how stressed DS1 seems to be; it's really hard during these first months to give them attention, and they have been used to getting so much of that. The adjustment is rough for everyone.

Bronze, glad the optician excursion was fruitful.

Toffy Boff, ignore them, they aren't worth it (easier said than done, I know). It is so damn hard to feel any confidence at all when you are covered in spit/ puke/ curdled unidentified splodges/ poo/ pee and when the day is a blur of mundane but apparently vital activities, like BFing, bathing, laundry, cooking for everyone, keeping your head above water, etc. The last thing you need is to be upset by thoughtless people at school. I agree that they are envious of your sex life, baby and guts.

While we wait for the awards to cheer us up, I am sending round a huge pot of Earl Grey to anyone who wishes (I've had to give it up because I've given up dairy produce and tea w/o milk is pointless to me, so you can all share my hoard), and a slice - no, sod it, a whole one of
these to each and every one of you fine ladies. Except for Lady Boff, because she claims not to doesn't like sweet things, so she gets these instead

Each day is a small victory and each day that goes by brings you nearer to an easier stage in your baby's life and therefore in yours.

I feel we need those pom poms!

bronze · 22/05/2009 13:30

this is my idea of heaven

Carameli · 22/05/2009 13:32

who has a good way of getting dentinox into ds???
everytime I try to do it he screams blue murder and tries to gagg onn it rather than swallow it. arrrggg.

Juwesm · 22/05/2009 13:44

Boff -

Nutty -

Looby -

Purple -

BB -

Puzzle - (boak)

Carameli -

Auld -

Bronze -

Conker -

Anyone I've missed -

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