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April 2007 - the one where we find a new name for the wobbly reptile

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PillockOfTheCommunity · 21/11/2008 22:15

come on then ladies, help me rename mammyjo/jellysnakes

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Doobydoo · 26/11/2008 20:36

I want to get ds1 a unicycle for Christmas.I think if he can juggle and uni cycle je will always be able to earn a bob or 2Dp is reluctant but I don't think it is much different from his skateboards.What do you reckon?You can get ones that aren't really high.

liath · 26/11/2008 20:38

Eeek - GM that sounds awful. Has he got long left on the antiB's??

oooggs · 26/11/2008 20:42

liath - your posts are cheering up my day/evening

James was in the bathroom yesterday when dh was in the shower.

"Dad whats that fluffy stuff under your arms and round your willy?"

"Hair"

"why haven't I got any?"

"you will when you are older"

"will I get those lines on my forehead too dad?"

I love my kids

oooggs · 26/11/2008 20:43

we have a unicycle - one of those things I cought for dh when we had money and no kids he thinks I bought it for him to have some fatal accident on to cash in the life insurance

gm - yuk to nappies

Sexonlegs · 26/11/2008 20:45

LOL Oooggs!

God love 'em eh!

Dooby, lol at the poo under the radiator - clever lad finding somewhere warm to take a crap

Doobydoo · 26/11/2008 20:47

OOOGGS and SOL.dS1 CALLS BRAS BOOB COVERS

Doobydoo · 26/11/2008 20:48

SOL...I may post M on the gifted and talented thread

PillockOfTheCommunity · 26/11/2008 20:50

Dooby - I used to do some circus skills training (don't ask), and there's a pedalo thing they use for beginners to unicycling, it teaches the foot movements and balance. will try and find a link as that might be a good first step - and they're great fun

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PillockOfTheCommunity · 26/11/2008 20:51

these

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liath · 26/11/2008 20:52

Circus skills training????????????? You can't just drop that one into the thread without explanation POTC.

Doobydoo · 26/11/2008 20:52

OOO POTC Thankyou.Somehow[don't ask me why]I am not surprised

Sexonlegs · 26/11/2008 20:53

Dooby, pmsl at gifted and talented! I think you should! Dare ya

Bramshott, meant to say how lovely for your Gran! Great stuff.

PillockOfTheCommunity · 26/11/2008 20:54

here

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Doobydoo · 26/11/2008 20:54

I have had quick peek as ds1 still up.What a fantastic site.Who knew such sites existed.I am crying with laughter.Thankyou POTC

Doobydoo · 26/11/2008 20:56

The first site is the best

StealthPolarBear · 26/11/2008 20:57

Hi everyone

Sexonlegs · 26/11/2008 20:59

Evening SPB

Sexonlegs · 26/11/2008 21:00

Oooggs, apologies, you asked me what croup is. It is a barking cough.

Doobydoo · 26/11/2008 21:00

Evening SPB.How are you and dh and T today?

Doobydoo · 26/11/2008 21:01

I may post on G and T Sol.I t depends how naughty I feel

StealthPolarBear · 26/11/2008 21:02

We're all fine thanks but just found out that a very close friend's dad has died recently so feeling a bit sad

PillockOfTheCommunity · 26/11/2008 21:04

aww *SPB , do they live locally?

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geordieminx · 26/11/2008 21:04

Liath - only started them on Monday so probably another 3 or 4 days....

PillockOfTheCommunity · 26/11/2008 21:05

Dooby - I didn't delve any further into the site, should I have done?? What was funny??

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NorthernLurker · 26/11/2008 21:05

hi all

knackered as usual and B a bit under the weather with snotty nose. One of her eyes looks a bit sore - praying it's better in the morning! DH is hoping to be at home all week next week - first week for about 5 months!!! I'm celebrating my threatening to go back to work after kids in bed to finish stuff off. Dh not amused but I pointed out that I have a career too and I don't normally have the chance to do that. The discussion continues....

Sorry haven't caught up yet and having just had driving lesson my brain feels a bit too full to do so now.