OK PP, deep breaths. Is Ryder in a cot or a moses basket? If cot, had he moved off the sensor? And if no, does he have a sprung mattress or a foam one? If foam, that's the problem - you need to put a piece of plywood under the sensor. (I did.) Also make sure the mat is right under him, not under his knees.
What else, oh, I found Sponge's thread hilarious. I was going to post and pretend to be all sanctimonious about all this real milk I have (as opposed to all you fakes out there with your bottles full of pretend drinks...). But I didn't just in case! But I did think the caps lock thing was weird. Doesn't she have a delete button? Or was she trying to draw attention to herself?
Neenz I don't imagine Tim earns a load more than your DH - he's not in a sexy area of law (at all!). The night nanny is just under £100 a night, but would be a bit more for you - they don't double for twins, but add a bit on. Good question really - Tim doesn't spend anything much on himself (he's in the office all the time!), we don't go out much (this isn't sounding good), we don't have expensive hobbies really. Um, we're also quite old?! We don't do expensive holidays either. Perhaps I should go to be sympathetic to this lady! I want to live like a footballer's wife, but don't quite manage it. House in London is v. small (indeed) and Tim bought it years ago. And we need a new kitchen and are hoping to gain from MFI's disaster...
Ali thanks for the nice words! I'm not dying from lack of sleep - in fact, Tim's suffering more than I am I think - but it's been dragging on a while, and so just for a month we're getting a nanny for 2 nights per week [Neenz gets her calculator and puts us in the millionaire bracket!] for us, really, because we're bickering and we've become colleagues rather than a couple. Mainly through tiredness. But the last few days have been hellish with my aches and pains, and I think I wouldn't have suffered quite so badly if I wasn't a bit run down!
Sorry about the long post! It's bedtime now, so goodnight!