May 07 - Some have produced new anklebiters, but the rest have more sense.

[twelveyeargap]

Was on DOOL.

Wasn't on DOOL.

Is having an affair with your fictional wife.

I'm going to hit you in a minute, woma. Doesn't drunkeness count for anything these days!! I only kissed him for a minute!

I only flashed for a minute guv.

I only borrowed the car for a short joyride.

My friend told me to do it.

I'd drunk too much diamond white Officer, I wasn't responsible for my actions.

It. Won't. Wash.

It was a hundred years ago, and took place shortly after this...

here

Ben sounds like a shit.

What is he doing now? Did his willy rot and fall off? I darn well hope so.

Silly twat really. Walked away from the best thing that could ever have happened to him. I hope he cries about it now. Losing you and his rotten ex-willy.

Ha, he's just got engaged to his girlfriend. I still find the whole thing rather painful.

So Dean Gaffney isn't necessarily a choice that was made in sound mind. At least I didn't shag him.

Am I the only one who's totally baffled by the name changes

It's that naughty SOH elkie.

Have you put something up your nose this morning SOH? Perhaps a little something confiscated by dh?

I should stick to gingerbread if I were you.

Pink, how did I miss your Ben thread? I do so wish I was meeting you this weekend.

Ah yes, the thread where the nice lady called me 'pathetic'. Charming! I know, TMAM, I wish I was meeting you too, if only so we could laugh together at the sheer size of my arse.

Dh once famously and lovingly referred to mine as a firm blancmange

jeasus, they've certainly put something in the water this morning.................I beg of you!

I beg of you Must dash and be an expat wife, off to coffee at a friends house with no children. Hold on, must just beat the Ayah first....

I beg of you.Are you telling me you snogged Dean Gaffney PJ?!!!How could I not have known this before?
Could I be more amused?

Have you got a Punkah Wallah TMAM?..My dad had one when he was little.He grew up on a tea plantation in Colonial India.

I am now so bunged up that when I answer the phone at work and say who I am, everyone says who?

I quite like the cut of that Vice president ladies jib.Did she once kill a bear singlehanded or something?I wouldnt indeally vote for either TBH, but it sure makes our politicians look dull ..I heard Hazel Blears on hte radio the other day and I wanted to kill her with her glottal stops and her amazingly poor hair style..Lordy..Say your T's woman!Dropping them doesnt make you a woman of the people.It makes you ruddy annoying when you are on the radio!

Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies. And don't be spreading your Dickensian germs on Sunday. I do not want to have to go to A&E because Alexa has a cold.

Ive never got off with anyone famous (ish)But my BF once got propositioned by Ro-land (I only want to be your friend Ro-land) off of Grange Hill.She turned him down.

Dev from Corrie wanted to snog me too (not on the same night though). I declined, I felt after DG my standards had been lowered quite enough.

OMG!Where were you at the time?Is is still open? Can we go?! Hilarious!

I consider Dev to be more attractive than the Gaffney though

I will come on Sunday with some sort of germ mask on to protect L. (And if that fails at least I will fit in down at A and E if we have to take her there STAT.What does STAT even stand for.I hear it all the time on ER..)

Speaking of medical drama, my administrator has just lent me the first series of Gray's. I've never seen it. Now, clearly it has to get in line behind OTH 2 and 3 and 90210, but is it worth a look?

Dev was an interesting character. Told me I looked like Melinda Messenger (I was blonde then) and proceeded to call me Jenny Messenger all night whilst staring at my tits. We had a dance, well, I swayed a bit and he gyrated his hips to 'Never Too Much' by Luther. He even gave me the phone number of the Green Room at Granada Studios to get in touch. I didn't.

God I'm dull. One man in my life. Ever. And that was DH. Wouldn't have it any other way though.

PJ, my darling, darling girl. You've been through so much. But by God you're a funny, bright, beautiful and wonderful woman at the end of it all. Move to Norfolk. Gwan. I'll take you on therapeutic walks through fields and we can weave baskets. I'll convert you to lentil weavery in the end.

Scoot, you sound like a bio-hazard. Go to the meet in a big white suit and helmet. Won't need to straighten your hair then. And stop detoxing, you need some fat and protein to build you up.

Aw that's lovely SOH. Yes, I have been though so many men much. Nothing compared to some.

My hair is a farking disaster today. It's curly, as I didn't have time to GHD and I swear to God I look like Diana Ross.

SOH--I'm with you on the boring part.