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largeginandtonic · 21/05/2008 10:20

Here we go ladies.

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JamInMyWellies · 06/06/2008 13:54

what do you mean.

JamInMyWellies · 06/06/2008 14:01

BORED BORED BORED, must get motivated.

Pinkjenny · 06/06/2008 14:03

Honestly, I know what you mean. This job is so dull. I am used to big companies, not ones with 100 people in who all gossip and tittle tattle all day. Everything is a drama here. I stay out of it.

MKG · 06/06/2008 14:09

Who says Americans don't have a sense of history. Apparently we celebrate the first Friday of June.

"The celebration was launched in 1938, in the depths of the Great Depression, as a Salvation Army fund-raiser honoring the volunteer ?lassies? who served coffee and fresh doughnuts by the thousands to homesick soldiers in France during World War I."

ShowOfHands · 06/06/2008 14:29

PJ, it's because it's written down. There is no sense of irony, jest, calmness, interest, tone etc. You read it the way you read it and it is there in front of you, mocking you, impossible to delete, hard to ignore. I think I know what thread has got to you this time and I suspect you are taking what was said as different to what was meant ie I think a poster was pointing out an interesting way of interpreting your syntax, you assumed she was putting words in your mouth. The thing about MN is that usually it isn't personal and you don't have any of the physical markers to actually understand the way somebody phrases something. I once said that over-50s shouldn't have sex and was lynched and called 'young and silly'. Now, to me it's obvious that I'm joking but without my guffawing and saucy winking, they all misinterpreted it.

And did I say Freudian dream? I meant nightmare.

ShowOfHands · 06/06/2008 14:34

And I'm saying nowt about Americans and their ability to focus on doughnuts when remembering one of the bloodiest wars in history.

And have a in case you think I'm serious.

PJ, for example when I told you about my opinions on sleep you accepted it as merely that as you know enough about me to understand my approach/intentions/hippyness. Had I posted elsewhere, others may have read my post as criticism of their own methods/madness/sanctimonious/unrealistic.

There's little context and insufficient pretext on an online forum.

MKG · 06/06/2008 14:55

August 8th is international orgasm day. I think we all know how to celebrate that one.

ShowOfHands · 06/06/2008 14:57

By sending a nicely worded card MKG.

MKG · 06/06/2008 15:03

IF that's how you choose to celebrate it so be it. I think I will celebrate it with a nice mechanical devise. I think it will be a day of personal reflection.

ShowOfHands · 06/06/2008 15:04

Orgasms are like Father Christmas aren't they?

MKG · 06/06/2008 15:05

Oh I heard a funny joke yesterday. I don't know if it will be funny online, but here it goes.

--I'm always being told that as a mother I still have the right to be sexy and sexual and a friend of mine told me to go to a sex shop to buy myself some toys. Well the next day I went and started some shopping but all the people were giving me the strangest looks so . . . ... .. . . I took the kids and left.

ShowOfHands · 06/06/2008 15:07
Grin
MKG · 06/06/2008 15:09

Thank you thank you, You have a wonderful audience.

cameroonmama · 06/06/2008 15:09

Can't be like Father Christmas I had one last night and it wasn't even Christmas Eve...oh no sorry I got a bit confused it was a Margharita I had last night...

cameroonmama · 06/06/2008 15:12

Happy Birthday MAE! I hope the cake arrived was lovely.

Happy donought day (I refuse to bow to American spellings - I mean they can't even spell centre fgs. Sorry MKG, I don't include you, by the quality of your jokes I can tell you are a class apart.

cameroonmama · 06/06/2008 15:14

That typo was intentional of course

MKG · 06/06/2008 15:15

Oh you wanna here something else that's funny and totally true. Two nights ago I got up to pee in the middle of the night. Dh sat up in bed and said, "Where are you going" I said, "to the bathroom" He said, "come here I'm gonna spank that ass" Then he layed back down and started snoring. I asked him about it last night and he has no idea what I'm talking about.

cameroonmama · 06/06/2008 15:16

GrinGrin

MKG · 06/06/2008 15:19

Here's my question about the spelling of centre I always want say it the French way like (sen-tra) not (sent-er) I think we should be like the Spanish where everything is phonetic and if you can say it you can spell it, and it's 1 letter per sound.

cameroonmama · 06/06/2008 15:20

like donut then We Brits like to make things complicated.

Bensonbluebird · 06/06/2008 15:21

He he he. Your DH must have much more exciting dreams than me. Last night I dreamt that DP had just finished the hoovering and came and found me to ask 'Can I clean the bathroom now'? well, on reflection maybe that is as exciting as spanking dreams.

MKG · 06/06/2008 15:24

Benson--that is more exciting that a donut dream and ranks up there with International Orgasm day.

Pinkjenny · 06/06/2008 15:26

AW SOH - I do love you, I hadn't flounced, my boss just wanted to chat.

MKG - that is brilliant. I bet he was pretending to be asleep. He really did want to do that to you, I'm sure.

And on your views of sleep SOH - what you do is pretty much what we do now. I just avoid talking about it. Albeit through necessity and for reasons of sanity maintenance and not hippyness.

JamInMyWellies · 06/06/2008 15:29

see I go off and watch an episode of Lost do some housework and I come back to find talk of saucy goings on.

I could tell you a very disturbing comedic porn-esque thing that happened with my DP one night involving his hand and the word shredder very disturbing and hilarious at the same time.

Back to the housework.

MKG · 06/06/2008 15:31

Do tell Jam.

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