The one where the May 07 babies start turning ONE!!!

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Hi Ladies, it said we needed a new thread

They are only squishy soled soft ones, for pre walkers. Will do no harm and sstops Beau going arse over when he is crawling (and standing) around the kitchen and at toddler groups. They also keep his socks on.

We will squish in, it will be fun J is coming, we are going to set him and dh up with a sword and truncheon fight

Good morning everyone!!

Hope everyone is doing well!

Cruz has been taking steps, but only when he pushes something like his little table or his little lawnmower, still has not attempted a solo effort. He is just like his brother though. He doesn't want us to hold his hands and just starts to crawl if we try. It's as if he's saying that he'll do it by himself when he's good and ready.

Alright, we're in May officially. Has it really been a year?

I can't believe its been a year. I can't believe I've (nearly) made it!

This time last year I was emailing all my friends moaning about how fed up I was of being pregnant. About an hour after sending the emails, my waters broke Looks like someone was listening.

I sat in the garden waiting for dp to get home from work. It was gloriously sunny and I was trying to get a last minute tan so I looked good in my "new mum" photos Little did I know [hmmm]

LGT altho I think they are lovely shoes I dont think A would ever forgive me

MJB cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=380016867736&ssPageName=STRK:MEWN:IT&ih=025 must say i have been very impressed, still avent done (or even wanted to) any snacking today, I had a sensible lunch of pasta and yoghurt for pud (ok lots of yoghurt) but the fact that im not constantly in the kitchen picking at the cuboards and fridge in very good - and they are cheap as well, I have seen ones such as pink patch wich are £35 per month

Just won this on ebay cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=190217767215&ssPageName=STRK:MEWN:IT&ih=009 phil and teds back carrier, cant wait to go jumping over fences with A on my back, I had a vango one with willow and it was fab

PJ I used to do 4.5hrs with dd down to cornwall, take lots of snacks and if you have a carrier then great for getting on and off trains especially if you have connections - the travel light thing is essensial - you can always buy stuff wen your away

Tilly its funny looking back on "what you were doing" isnt it, mum and i did it this time and with willow -funny what a portion of fish and chips can do lol

I don't want to remember what happened a year ago. Have made an appointment with the hospital to go through my notes. LG&T mate you're coming with me because I'll just snivel my way through it and forget all of the pertinent questions.

Yay to PJ coming to the meet. Second bank holiday weekend, you must come. There will be a sword and truncheon fight in the dungeon next to the bath and behind the sex swing.

FGS, nobody show LG&T the bottle thread, she needs not a single idea.

I think we leave the babies with N and J and go out on the town in Gosport. Maybe not.

Tilda has those shoes LG&T, £6 from the factory shop. She has to have them at toddlers and outside on the patio/gravel or she'd rip her feet to shreds crawling around. Otherwise she is bare foot at all times.

I am ridiculously excited about coming to see you LG&T. Will endeavour to not let M eat paper on the way and will cross my legs and not urinate behind a bush next to a very dodgy looking Tesco.

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Will take lots of pics of PJ and LG&T drunk as skunks on Lambrini. Lushes that they are.

PJ, if you could work on moderating your accent a shade for the meet. I like received pronunciation only and LG&T is extremely posh, you will need to wear a tiara at all times and practise saying 'what golly what'.

Ooh a gingerbread man. Bye...

What about 'arrrraaay mate?' No? Maybe I'll say 'what's your name and where'd you come from'.

Ok I'm coming. Definitely. What date? Friday or Saturday? I'm going to book the train. Only if LG & T can deffo cope with us as well.

SHOW ME THE THREAD please

Yes, no weeing behind Tesco, pill boxes totally acceptable.

I do not have a sex swing.

I do not drink Lambrini, bleurgh. I like a dry white or a fruity red. Hate chardonnay, prefer Pinot Grigio. Like a Merlot not a Rioja.

I am not posh, the tiara only comes out at special occasions and Pearls are for everyday wear surely?

The boy is barefoot most of the time, just for neglectful outings are his wee toes covered. He is currently whinging at my side and trying to steal the mouse [maddening emoticon]

So far today i have eaten 4 ginger biscuits, not great is it. Can be bothered to cook anything and have nothing quick in.

Book the train..... >

Yes what day are you coming SOH?

I'm sorry but I don't understand. Are you speaking English?

We're travelling down on the Friday night after the copper puts away his truncheon for the day. I figured she might sleep in the car then and the traffic will be better than Saturday morning. We'll leave at 6-ish so hopefully be there for 10pm. Although last time we drove for 3 days and ended up having guns pointed at us. The guns bit is true.

Oh how exciting. I had a friend at school from Liverpool and she had an accent that could shatter glass. I used to like it when she said it was 'cracking flags'.

The 26th is Beau's birthday

Oh and SHOW ME THE FECKIN THREAD

You mean the sun? Cracking THE flags SOH. NOt just cracking flags.

LG & T stop spying on me!

In all seriousness, I'm starting to stress (because it wouldn't be a normal day if I didn't) about the hip appointment on 15th June.

They said that there was a less than 1% chance of her needing further treatment, and she is hitting all her milestones. Tell me I'm being ridiculous.

You are being ridiculous

She is FINE i tell you fine

Come to stay and you will realise how normal she is comapred to this house of nutters

Aw thanks LG & T. I'm going to look at trains now. We'd have to come on the Saturday cos I work on a Friday.

What station would I come in to?

Portsmouth Central or Fareham, will pick you up

If you come in at Central then it is a wee ferry ride BUT close to good shops

Its 5 and a half hours on the train with 2 changes, or a 4 hour drive. If I leave in the wee hours or late, maybe L would sleep. I'm not sure 5 and a half hours on a train is good.

Oh, I don't know what to do now.

I would drive, easy to stop when you want to and L is more likely to sleep.

Is it near that Liz Claiborne shop? She made my straw hat she did.

LG&T's children are so lovely it's untrue (we're stealing ds3 on our departure, dh is a wee bit fond of him). It's her dh you need to be frightened of. Tell him you're worried about L. He's very sympathetic and supportive. Or maybe you'd like to 'man up' eh LG&T?

flags/the flags, who knows, she was almost impossible to understand in that shellsuit.

Same here, 5hrs on train, 4hrs to drive so we're driving in the evening so M can sleep and then we can stop when we need to/picnic/stretch legs/get lost in Gosport.

Mmm - am thinking will drive.

P is coming home with me for sure. L wants a big sis. She told me.

I'll take the DTs. Their comedy is inspired.