The one where the May 07 babies start turning ONE!!!

[AprilMeadow]

Hi Ladies, it said we needed a new thread

I love Heat and OK! Get them every week. And In-Style, Grazia, She, Red, Look, Hello, Closer and Now. Is that wrong?

I used to get Smash Hits, Blue Jeans and Jackie.

I'm a magazine whore.

Sashay? In DMs? Carrying a pig bigger than me? Oh yes, twill be all the rage.

So none of yous lot (scouse for PJ) weed in the pillbox? Disappointing.

Oooooooh I loved Blue Jeans. Send us out some mags, i can only get SA Heat, and its just not the same.

Those pigs are too cute btw. I want one now.

I have a subscription to Grazia...I used to get J17 but my Mum stopped me coz she said it was too profane And 'More'..she nearly died when she saw the position of the month feature...(come to think if it, that is quite profane for a teen age magazine-still taught me all I know )

Portsmouth.

I read Green Parenting, Period Living and one other.

I used to get More and J17 religiously, although sometimes J17 had to be hidden in case my mum saw the 'rude' articles.

I was very sad when my Cosmo buying came to an end. End of an era when I felt I was too old for it.

I will send you my Grazias if you like when Ive done with em?

Thanks SOH, yes I've just looked, its a 5 and a half hour train journey. I think that might be asking a little too much of a fidgety bubba like mine.

Position of the month? For what? Bird watching or is this another unnecessary rudeness?

Lentil weavers weekly?

Yoga SOH..

Stop with the bloody pretend prudishness (I know that's not a word btw) SOH. You were asking about having sex whilst the rest of us were all recoiling in horror after the babies were born! And I had a section so was just being frigid!

yes purlease. Forget the KKs they might arouse some suspicion at customs.

Is there an age limit on Cosmo? I only buy it for dh to read.

Maybe I underestimated myself. Or maybe I bought it in a week where all the articles were about 'how fabulous it is to be single and have no responsibilities' when I was in a post-birth haze.

Will revisit and come back with a full report.

I know..she doesnt fool me either--she's very Lady Chatterley I reckon..

email me your address then [email protected] and will post along with Abbys KK's..

Ta very much Scoot that's very exciting. Will email you in the morning as I've just realised its gone 11.30 and dh is coming home tomorrow at 6am so had better go to bed so as to rest for my big shag night out tomorrow.

Night night lovely ladies. You have all made me smile today. I shall go to bed and dream about miniature pigs, kks, Italians and positions of the month

Twas not me. LG&T pinched my login. She's the hussy.

Love the idea of lentil weavers weekly.

I am a prude btw. Ask gin and tonic. She wanted me to swing naked on her sex swing in the dungeon when I visited and I insisted on tassles. Tie-dyed tassles.

And on that note...

Night all youse

Who do I have to shag for a kk?

5 and a half hours is nothing get thee here Pink.

Soon as possible for a visit please SOH, it has been too long. The pillbox is dry...

PMSL at you lot btw.

I will have KK's for when you visit, no shag required.

Sex swing a must i'm afraid.

I'm not shagging Pink, the shell suit I can ignore but how can she whisper sweet nothings with that twang? I need the sweet nothings.

Night ladies.

OO7 is in for a treat

Nighty night..

Im off too..Must take my washing out and turn in as I suspect DH will NOT be rising with the kids tomorrow morn..he has just called me to say he is 'down the Angel and he misses me very much'He is as drunk as a skunk ..lovely chatting tonight my darlings..
So nice to have you back SOH..please dont dissapear on us again..

Would it be a bit 'Shameless' to drink a can of carling in bed whilst watching Telly?I might have some crisps as well..

Ginned up woman! They've gone to bed. Tell me what they're really like?

I'll swing but I'm keeping the tassles on.