April 2007 - round pizzas and egg shaped bumps

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(no idea what it refers to by the way, I have been very bad at keeping up with chat )

babysitting is not an option - will not leave them just to go to a family wedding reception so it is all or nothing.

eddas -- present - you think I am buying anything

yes you are right - we should go, look fantastic, parade around our freak show darling children and leave smiling all the way to the car

Fair enough Oooggs, in that case it's all and do as NL says!

You are definately going to need something fab to wear Oooggs - and the presemt - I would either buy something fabulous that you know they will never use - personally I would go for a kitchen blow torch - although I love mine - but I am not your future sil - is she into caramalising stuff? Or - other option is buy something but 'forget' to leave it at the reception and then 'forget' to bring it over for the next five years.......

lol NL

families can be such a pita

You could always not go and send a message to be read out saying "sorry we couldn't be here, but you did't want our children there, but best of luck with your marriage to C (you are going to need it), who has 3 children by 3 different men, is 9 years older than you, has had 2 divorces already and has loads of tattoos"

well its not until July so you can do the outfit shopping for me when the summer stuff is about

have already bought dd a dress

this is what I want to get for B to wear to the wedding where the big girls are bridesmaids

with this - in green or strawberry?

NL my SIL/BIL and MIL did that at our wedding they said we didn't get you a present as wasn't sure what to get(try reading the list[der]) so tell us and we'll get you something still waiting(got married in Sept 2002!)

they are so pretty NL

eddas - you are so funny and that would be soooooo good [evil cackle]

Eddas - send them a reminder (and add interest on )

Oooggs - this is nice - but too warm for July?

they haven't sent a list don't ask, don't get?

probably too warm and I don't do green

NL I would but since my mum died and dad has been as useful as a chocolate teapot(actually not even that good!) SIL/BIL and MIL are the only ones who can help with babysitting so I think they've outdone even my biggest wedding gift I didn't know them all very well until I had dd and now I love them all dearly. Even MIL

oooggs, since meeting step mother I have come up with several evil plans, have yet to actually do any of them yet but just waiting for her to do something to really piss me off Maybe you could put something in their card I AM A BITCH

Off to bed now ladies. Night xx

Eddas you are making me laugh

eddas - will need you help with card & present shopping later

night ange x has been good to have you around this evening

I'm off too, its late for me and I have just about calmed down to go to bed - thank you

your

Thanks Oooggs, hope you sleep ok. xx

Really am going now

Sorry Oooggs - you can't go - I've been trawling the net and I can't find another thing I like to link to!

you can't go to the wedding I mean - you can of course go to bed!

night oooggs, and ange, glad I made you laugh

nl, do we all need permission to go to bed

dh needs pc so I'm off - night all

x post eddas - yes you can be excused too

Thanks

night xx

Ange, good to see you back.

Sorry to hear of the problems with your brother's wedding, oooggs. Hope you find some way of resolving it.