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April 2007 - ooh aah just a little bit

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PillockOfTheCommunity · 23/01/2008 20:13

ooh aah a little bit more ..............

Are they/Aren't they?
Dippy
Pinions

Work
Pinions has issues with her return to work and her hours are yet to be finalised
Octo made the decision to go back to teaching, as a supply teacher for now
mammyjo was messed around by payroll and overpaid
crossover of uk/spanish public holidays caused problems for Maveta
weeonion is also struggling with issues surrounding her return to work

Babies
Talk about talking
weeonion's C has her first tooth
WCL is tearing her hair out as L is quite literally everywhere
wanky loon HV giving Pesha hassle over D's weight

Everything Else
Eddas made her Buggy Snuggle and it looks fab!
Caz has been asked to talk to teenagers about being a young mum
Oooggs has worries about a planning application right next to Nursery
GMM will be running for DEBRA
Maveta needs to chose a Nursery but with ratios of 1:8 it won't be easy
Maveta is also struggling with other aspects of the Spanish way of life, namely MIL
Hotlipsmummy rejoined the group after being with us during pregnancy, and promptly changed her name to 2hotcrossbunnies in preparation for Easter
Pinions had an op to remove some gremlin moles but is recovering well
Pinions brother has written a rather interesting book (that's the brother that doesn't star in random tv ads )
phdlife popped in to say hi
Pesha went to a party in her wellies and came home very drunk ""maybe a tiddly bit tiddly" by 10pm
Maveta has a new hairdo
Dippy will jump into bed with anyone that offers her a Kinder Egg
Pinions can knit
GMM has her notallowedtotellyou pierced
mj and oooggs had lovely girlie nights out with friends, while SOL took dh with her when she ventured out
GMM has bought a new pushchair
Dippy has stickykeys
KHIN needs (((hugs)))

Meet Ups
We were thinking of multiple meet-ups on same day in May to celebrate birthdays????
NEED TO PROGRESS THIS
Ellie wants to come to Scotland on Feb 15th if they'll have her???

Funny stuff
It was decided that MN is constructive
SPB asked "does it get easier as they get older?" (still pmsl at that one )

Also worthy of note
Octo had more wine leading to this quote -
"Fuck it, bugger working and going to supply and have 4 more children ..."

There were excellent language skills on display in the Liath household .....
"A recent conversation at my sister's house went thus:
Dd - I'm going to bugger off the cat, Mummy.
Me - I beg your pardon?
Dd - I'M GOING TO BUGGER OFF THE CAT MUMMY!
Me -
Dd - Bugger off cat!!
Cat -
I must stop using foul language"

A collaberation between Mr Dippy and NL came up with this new 'lullaby'.....
"Some naughty children didn't go to bed,
Along came a goblin and chopped off their heads.
Their poor parents started to weep,
Because the naughty children wouldn't go to sleep!"
"The naughty children bewailed their fate
But alas and alack it was all too late
The Goblin scarpered, quick as could be
So listen MY naughty children, go to sleep for ME!"

Pesha (or should that be Peesha ) got fed up of not being able to say her own name correctly and has changed it to Mashanapedyjo (Masher for short) thanks to Octo!

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geordiemacminx · 27/01/2008 21:32

x-posted POTC - Sorry you had such a crap night, guy sounds like a tosser

Eddas · 27/01/2008 21:34

oh ellie, that's not very nice

You should come down to see me and see if there's any nice men here. Would happily house you and ds's for the night. Not sure dh would be keen on keeping 4 dc's for the night I could try though

PillockOfTheCommunity · 27/01/2008 21:34

in case the stupidity of what I just said didn't come across in that post,

I was going to drive from Suffolk to Eastbourne to have dinner then drive home again

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weeonion · 27/01/2008 21:34

gmm - you cheeky mare suggesting i was a light weight as you know - i had to get home to feed bubs as the boobs were like lead weights and i also was doing my florence nightengale act!!!!!!!

i hauled dp up when i got in and talked the ear off him til 3am. i think he thought he was on a good thing so was somewhat pissed off when i then conked out

Eddas · 27/01/2008 21:35

hi gmm, glad you had a good night been ages since I went out

PillockOfTheCommunity · 27/01/2008 21:40

pmsl at you two and your antics

I have been known to carry the pump in my handbag before now on a night out

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Octothechildherder · 27/01/2008 21:43

And just for POTCs benefit

wanker

Now am really off to bed!

StealthPolarBear · 27/01/2008 21:46

What an idiot, POTC
Lol at your night out - sounds like you all had fun! where has EB got to anyway?
Well, just got T to bed, better get on as it's 9.45!

AngeG · 27/01/2008 21:47

Hi GMM - Glad you had a good night!

LOL at DP onto a good thing WO

POTC - You know you are always welcome to come for tea here and stay if you want to. DH has said he'd like to meet some of you MN people!! Sorry you're having a bad time. May I offer a hug? I think you need and deserve one!!

Is Dippy ok POTC?

PillockOfTheCommunity · 27/01/2008 21:47

I'm getting the impression Octo hasn't used her daily quota of 'wanker' yet today

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AngeG · 27/01/2008 21:48

Wanker indeed Octo You must widen your vocabularly

PillockOfTheCommunity · 27/01/2008 21:48

Dippy was ok last week, it was me being a nutcase, she was just getting the men in white coats accomodating me

She was on here yesterday wasn't she?

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Octothechildherder · 27/01/2008 21:49

There are just so many of them about!

I am thinking dippy may be pg LOL

Eddas · 27/01/2008 21:50

ange can i come round, dd might like ds and ds might like dd IYSWIM

yes I am drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PillockOfTheCommunity · 27/01/2008 21:51

actually, that might be why she's lying low, I don't think she is

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Octothechildherder · 27/01/2008 21:52

AngeG - you must remember there is only one L in vocabulary! ROFL Have you been sharing eddas vodka?? hmm!

Will think of a better name for the crappola men in our lives ...

AngeG · 27/01/2008 21:52

Good idea Eddas, you're most welcome anytime.

Dippy was on Friday, but not yesterday. Computer was slow then though, maybe there's a problem with it.

Octothechildherder · 27/01/2008 21:53

Bless her - maybe she is busy practising

AngeG · 27/01/2008 21:53

I think I must have been Octo

Oh Hope she's ok.

Octothechildherder · 27/01/2008 21:54

Hope haven;t put foot in mouth and something has happened - gawd - must go to bed!

StealthPolarBear · 27/01/2008 21:55

Hope she's OK
See you all tomorrw

Pesha · 27/01/2008 21:56

Oooh yeah can I come too Ange?!

Lets all turn up at Ange's house to meet her dp and tell him hes a wanker and eat his pudding

AngeG · 27/01/2008 21:57

Night Octo and SPB, always think of you as Sparkly Polar Bear

Pesha · 27/01/2008 21:57

Hope Dippys ok

Eddas · 27/01/2008 21:57

right, apparently we're going to bed