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June 07 - superheroes, united in the fight against crime, pollution, nastiness ... and the battle of the bulge!

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riabutterflew · 06/10/2007 23:11

Grin
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riabutterflew · 10/10/2007 20:46

mine will do anything for sexual gratification

needless to say he's doing bugger all at the moment

sadly he thinks he's steven segal

any takers?

I thought not!

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HellHathNoFury · 10/10/2007 20:46

elsbells you are so right. I do hate it really (although I love having a cup of tea uninterrupted) but everytime I send DH a message saying it's hard and so on, he writes back with "you just earnt xxx typing that" Which probably sounds terrible but it does keep me going.

I so want to live in a better house/area - just an extra room downstairs or a little less grafitti would do - that I just try and remember that I am doing it for the greater good. I don't want DS to go to school and have me think 'what unsavoury language is he going to learn today'. Obviously all schools have their problems but I think I can at least take a step in the right direction.

What helps as well is that the childminder and I are getting on now and that puts me at ease for the day too.

HellHathNoFury · 10/10/2007 20:48

oooh ria he sounds just like my type...

My DH is a nerd and when he lets his hair grow he looks like Egon from Ghostbusters.

CunningPlanFormulator · 10/10/2007 20:48

OMG, loads of people on here went to my college! Not at the same time though, I am much younger than them !

Elsbells · 10/10/2007 20:53

Thank god you are getting on with the childminder. That is the most important thing.

I am thinking of putting my DH on Ebay - desperate for some Xmas cash. I'll give you all first refusal. He is good at DIY and likes to cook BUT eats and farts a lot.

Nice eh?
x

bumperlicious · 10/10/2007 20:53

Well fury if you don't want graffiti in your house put then spray can down

riabutterflew · 10/10/2007 20:53

no ponytail

(luckily that went long before i met him!)

he has gone to the shop to get some more wine because sadly the wagon didn't have safety rails and I ... fell off[not very surprised smiley]

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HellHathNoFury · 10/10/2007 20:54

dammit bumper!
It's ART I tell you

HellHathNoFury · 10/10/2007 20:56

Bad news Elsbells - Ebay don't allow the sale of humans any more.
I tried to palm off my Nan.

Instead, I found an antique shop with a sticker in the window saying 'we will buy old things of interest' and they took her.

bumperlicious · 10/10/2007 20:56

elsbells the move was about as good as it can be with a baby and no family around to help !

Check this thread out

HellHathNoFury · 10/10/2007 20:57

erm...
what are we checking out? Ourselves?

riabutterflew · 10/10/2007 20:58

can I tell you something deliciously un-PC?

I wastalking to my friend earlier (the one I am cross with, but she was better today, so much so - like the cow I am - I let my DS1 go to her house for tea). She said her DS2 (aged 8) quite fancies having a civil partnership with my DS1

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Elsbells · 10/10/2007 20:59

Ria are you feeling better?
The wine will help
TRUST ME
That is how I survive

HellHathNoFury · 10/10/2007 20:59

Egon has ordered me off to bed. Nite all!

riabutterflew · 10/10/2007 20:59

That's a very funny thread bumper. They must be superwomen

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TALLULAHSPELL · 10/10/2007 21:02

Evening All.

bumperlicious · 10/10/2007 21:03

D'oh!

TALLULAHSPELL · 10/10/2007 21:06

That makes more sense Bumper.

Charlie999 · 10/10/2007 21:08

Evening

Should you not be entertaining your DH Tallulah???. Did he get back ok? Was DD ok with him?

daisyandbabybootoo · 10/10/2007 21:09

I can't believe that thread is still going...i posted on it on Saturday morning

I've been off looking for a photo of DS at 18 weeks to compare with DD and have been lost in the mists of reverie and reminiscing...and OMG what is he wearing moments. I feel all warm and fuzzy now!

Ria and Jamantha...thanks for your comments on my photos (that's what started off the search for a photo of DS)

bumperlicious · 10/10/2007 21:10

Oh yeah T, how was the reunion?

Elsbells · 10/10/2007 21:10

ohhhh I wonder who is a MAN on MN right now????

daisyandbabybootoo · 10/10/2007 21:10

Tallulah....didn't expect to see you this evening!

Elsbells · 10/10/2007 21:12

I am facebooking and mning at the same time....both are too addictive.

daisyandbabybootoo · 10/10/2007 21:12

oh, go on ellsbells, I fess up.

This is me