June '07- Can you pinch more than and inch? If not then bugger off!

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Im rias fiend or should I say friend!

Went to the pub this afternoon - sat in the garden in the sun - and told DP that I didnt want L to be an only child - he almost choked on his beer!
He reminded me that I said I never wanted to go thru childbirth again. I have to say 9 weeks in I can cope with it more -
but can I also say -
does any one else suffer with f*nny farts or is it just me and my weak pelvic floor!
Hopefully the exercises will eliminate it over the next few weeks!!
Me and DP just cracked up when I walked back into the lounge - this computer chair and my posture seems to be the worst culprit - oh that and doggy style! There I've said it!!

Ria....everyone on my list are MNers except for one who is listed as my sister in the "how do you know this person bit"...most are from this thread, but flame is there too as are a couple of other MNers.

Foxy...LOL at all the photos of you...after trying to preserve your anonimity for so long

jbm....would that be your fanny farting generally or in an intimate sense. If the latter, absoultely bloody no idea, we don't do intimate in this house any more...thank the good lord!!! If the former....get thee to the doctors!

Forget to say earlier.....at the soft play earlier, a little boy took exception to DS climbing up the commando netting and tried to stop him. DS kept going even though said little boy was hanging on to his arm. Little boy got pissed at DS not stopping...so he bit him ...hard .....

...and my DS to his credit, said something to the little boy (he was at least 5) then came and found me. I witnessed all of this, as I'd been trying to get DSs attention to say I was popping out to the shops for a bit.

Anyhoo, I found the little shit's boy's dad and showed him the weal on DSs arm (he nearly broke the skin ) and he looked at me non-plusssed and said "I can only apologise" and then proceeded to congratulate said liitle shit boy on getting across the rope bridge.

I was like for ages.

DS came home with a lovely imprint of the little shit's boy's teeth on his arm. It is bruised and swollen and horrible. Thankfully it didn't break the skin.

Oh DG, I hope your DH is ok. At least he has some drugs for it now and you can relax a bit.

I hope you're not too traumatised by your drive.

Why am I still up?...cos I tried to talk to DH about feeling crap and depressed and lonely, and we ended up having a barney about it all

Morning all!

Hope things are better today Daisy. Sorry about DS's arm and hope you make things up with DH.

Hope your DH is feeling better, DG, and that he has learnt the importance of medication.

Daisy, sounds like you and I are going through the same thing at the moment. If only we lived closer... To be fair, like yours my dh does do the house work, but sometimes that's not what I want.

DG, glad DH finally got to the dr's. DH has been promising me for 4 years to go and get a health check. We've lived here 3 years and he hasn't registered at the dr's. I feel like I spend my life there!

JBM, if you go to the dr's they will probably just give you leaflets on pelvic floor exercises (I went through the same thing for a while, pre-pg).

Morning

Bumper - you poor thing....how are things this morning? Can the 3 of you go out for Sunday lunch somewhere? and just relax and talk? Its less likely to turn into a barney if you're out - and if you time it to coincide with LO's lunchtime nap you won't get interuppted either.

DG - thank god he's been to GP....blimey what is it about men that they have to get into that sort of state before they sort it out....hopefully he'll start to feel a lot better with some ongoing medication soon

Jamantha - how was your night? C behave herself?

Gobsmacked about that kid Daisy - what a little git! Blimey, I do hope I don't have a child like that...sounds like he's dad couldn't give a toss though...therein lies the problem I shouldn't wonder?

Better night thanks Charlie. Only woken once

DG you do make me chuckle

good morning.

apologies for my late night ranting...DH went to be and i was so annoyed i stayed up and finished off a bottle of red wine.

have woken up today to yet more blocked ducts and a red swollen lump on my left boob that is v v painful

DH still being kind,understanding a twunt. but he's going to sort ou his folks to babysit next weekend and take me out for a meal. which is fine, but adds to my stress as i feel his mother is judging me by the state of the house, so....god I'm just a bitch aren't I?

I'm consoling myself by buying more nappies...got 3 imse vimse orgainic cotton ones for £5. Postage is £7 though

DG, I hope your DH is better...bless him and his yogic breathing

God, sorry bumper....I was obviously a bit tired this morning when I was catching up and read your name instead of Daisy's

Daisy....I have no idea how to make men understand about depression / anxiety and the fact that it is very real ...but (((hugs))) to you....I'm beginning to understand the lonliless (?sp) side of this mum stuff as well now....and depression/anxiety just makes it all the more difficult . BTW if you find the solution to make them understand...please share

God I'm so embarrassed - sorry girls, I'll read things a bit more carefully in future

sorry i buggered off without warning last night. DHs brilliant wireless mouse stopped working and he's only just fixed it.

we had a lovely, if cold, time at the forestry. not as i'd planned but it was nice.

glad your dh is sorted now dg, they think we nag for fun don't they...

i have had a SHITE morning. got up to find the cat food crawling with maggots so had the bleach everything near it. then we decided we wouldn't go out and started tidying up a bit and doing piles of laundry etc. so what happens? F-ing inlaws arrive unannounced (ok. they did say they "might" but they say that every time we see them and 9/10 times they don't turn up.) not just m+fil either, but 2 bils sil & 4 dcs. ARSE. ds2+3 still in pjs, as was i. Bugger. have sent dh and the big boys with them to the beach. am hoping they stay out for lunch on fil so me and baggins can go to my mums in peace.

it has also takrn me since they left to calm baggins - he is not a f-ing parcel.

rant over ... i think

my dh (despite being a twunt) is mostly brilliant about depression (except when my anxiety gets the better of me when he's drving, or when i get a bit repetitive!) I think it's 'cos he's been there too.

bless him he has been reaserching self-help stuff on the net. i am a bit though because his latest find is that semen is an excellent substance to consume. WTF? I can't see him going out and giving someone a bj for medicinal purposes!

no time to catch up on facebook just now but will try tonight. please tell me my stuff is only visible to friends?

hope everyone has a better day

ria...my dh understands in an "i accept my wife has depression just don't ask me to discuss it" fashion.

he constantly asks how i am...i usually say "fine". he says "really?", i say "yes"...all is happy in the boo household.

If i ever say "actually, I'm not fine", i get "well you were last month/week/the other day". he doesn't get the whole up and down thing.

Tis easier to just say I'm fine.

Why, after not napping for more than 20 mins at a time all weekend while I was looking after her on my own, does DD crash out in the P&T on the way back from meeting DH from his train, and then STAY ASLEEP for 2 hours (and counting) when we get home and it's his turn?

I'll take the self-congratulating view that play time with Mummy is worth staying awake for!

I'm feeding DD and trying to unblock blocked duct. DS is stood watching me massage my boob. He has just asked if he can have a sip, LOL

Let me think about it....ermmmm...NO!

The dishwasher is almost plumbed in and ready to go...but DH did the washing up earlier, so will have to wait till after tea

actually, more that I am excited about a bloody dishwasher

Ohh - I'm with you on that one...dishwasher is exciting..you are not

LOL Jamantha...it's so that when you tell DH how awake and fretful she has been, he will wander off shaking his head thinking "she's having a larf"

Glad you survived it!

Charlie, don't worry about mixing me up with daisy, in fact Daisy and I were ranting about similar things, with all the twunt rants it's easy to get confused!

I object to this thread title which assumes that people are just grabbing INCHES and not HANDFULS!